There are few things more lonesome than a baseball diamond in the winter.
And winter can come early.
A few times a week I drive past a ball diamond next to Missouri Boulevard in Jefferson City, vacant already for a couple of months since the end of youth baseball. Sometimes I’m out near Binder Park, west of town, where I played a lot of games and left one of them in an ambulance. They are lifeless in the cold, gray light of autumn and soon, winter.
Slow pitch softball. I was reduced to playing slow-pitch softball on those diamonds, all that was left after fast-pitch ball dried up—and, to be honest, after age and the middle-age spread settled in. I had played a lot of fast-pitch ball on the in-town diamonds. But when slope-pitch is all that’s left, it’s at least something related to baseball and that’s what keeps people going to the diamonds and doing things the real players in Kansas City or St. Louis do, or imagining they’re doing them.
There is something intrinsically wrong with girls and women playing fast-pitch softball while men have deserted the challenge of the sport so they can slaughter something lobbed their way. Perhaps there is some misguided testosterone-fueled belief that thinking a guy hitting a lobbed pitch a long way is impressively masculine, especially among the young (who should be playing fast-pitch and leaving the slow-pitch game to the old, fat guys who have only that game left to keep them mentally young).
You want to see good, hard, competitive softball? Don’t watch the men and boys play in what once were called “looper leagues.” Go watch high school and college women’s softball. That’s a GAME!
Busch Stadium now has joined Kauffman Stadium as one of those lonesome places. The Cardinals, a boom-and-bust team all year long, went bust big-time against the Nationals this week. Quite simply, they proved they are the Not-Ready-For-Prime-Time-Players.
But both teams have some young guys who will be a year more mature next year, ready to hit thirty points higher, perhaps more likely to lay off sliders that ate them alive this year. Both teams have some veterans with possibilities yet. Both teams have some veterans we shall not see much longer, maybe not even next year.
Next year. It’s the promise that helps us survive the lonely days ahead.
Maybe our clubs will play more interesting baseball next year. And more consistent ball. And better ball. Maybe the young guys who were too often strikeout-bait this year will be on the base paths instead of back in the dugout more. Maybe the older guys have at least one more solid season in them. Maybe it will occur to someone that batters beat the shift by hitting the ball away from it instead of trying to hit the ball over it.
Maybe the batters won’t watch the first pitch strike go past them. Every time.
This year our teams had 2692 hits between them. And 2825 strikeouts. But they hit 372 home runs. Some people look at those numbers and argue they are what makes baseball boring.
The Cardinals, down by three in their last game, put men on base late and what was it the announcers were saying on the tube? “The tying run is at the plate.” Or “the leading run is at the plate” as if that batter’s job was to put the ball into the hands of a fan rather than the glove of an outfielder.
About the only thing more boring than waiting for lightning to strike is sunbathing.
Lightning didn’t strike for the Cardinals in their four games against Washington. David Freese wasn’t at the plate—in fact, he retired a few days ago. Maybe he can throw out the first pitch for the Cardinals’ home opener next March.
We talk baseball a lot at the YMCA three mornings a week. By “we” I mean three or four or five folks who can talk and pedal at the same time or talk and walk on the elliptical machine at the same time. And every single one of us was so dratted tired of watching batters take the first pitch, hit into the shift, and strike out.
The Royals struck out 1,405 times on the way to a 103-loss season. The Cardinals struck out even more often—1,420 times—but somehow won 91 games.
Twenty-eight hundred and twenty times, our major league hitters failed to put the ball in play. They failed to put it in play 133 more times than they succeeded in doing so. The Cardinals scored ten runs in one inning without a home run in the last playoff game against Atlanta.
Put
The
Ball
In
Play.
Make the other guys field it and throw it. Anything can happen. Nothing happens when somebody walks back to the dugout from home plate.
Put the ball in play and the home runs will come. In between them there will be something interesting to watch.
We pretty much agree in those conversations at the Y that it’s better to have somebody hitting .245 who makes the other team handle the ball than it is to have somebody hitting .245 who occasionally is a lightning bolt but otherwise lets the fans get a good sunbath.
So the season is gone. The big parks and the little diamonds are growing cold. The lights are off. The concession stands are closed. The seats are empty—whether they are the aluminum bleachers at Binder Park or the luxury suite seats in Kansas City and St. Louis.
One day a week there is something called football. A couple of days a week there will be basketball or hockey. For a lot of us those are just poor substitutes.
Eventually it will be February again, a short month and by the end of it there is baseball again. And the young will rise up and the old will fade away. Soon the young will be old.
But the game never ages. We do. It doesn’t. It will sustain us through the bleak winter until that time it can mesmerize us or drive us crazy again.
But next year, please: Don’t always let the first pitch go by. Don’t try to beat the shift by hitting into it. And for Heaven’s sake, learn to put the ball into play.
Can you release the details of your softball injury, please, Bob?
I was almost never hurt playing fast-pitch softball—a pulled muscle or two, maybe. But in slow pitch I separated a shoulder in a home-plate collision (and since I couldn’t throw overhand from third base anymore, I pitched the last four innings—and was 1 for two as a one-armed batter). The worst injury was the night I was substitute pitching and took a line drive in my left eye that atomized my glasses and left me with 200 stitches in and around the eye and eventually a cataract that left me without depth perception. So I gave up third base and finished my career as a catcher. My last game (so far) came after I had gotten lens replacements and I played third one last time. Threw a perfect strike to the catcher to force a runner at home.
Still have the ball glove and the batting glove and the hat…waiting for that fat old man’s league.
Few things are better on a hot summer night than the smell of ball diamond dust…or of going home and taking off the shoes and finding a mud outline where the top of the shoes had been…and white sox where the shoe was while everything else is wet and dusty.
Thanks for asking. Hope you’re enjoying your free–or more free—time.
b