I’ve been studying the Missouri results of the November 3 election and I believe we need some judges to declare there were fraudulent votes cast. Thousands of them.
One need only look at the winning percentages of statewide Republican candidates to see evidence of illegal activity.
Missouri abolished straight-ticket voting in 2006. But look at the winning percentages of top-of-the-ticket Republicans:
Trump 58.26%
Parson 57.17%
Kehoe 58.5%
Secretary of State 60.6%
Treasurer 59.2%
Attorney General 59.5%
Clearly, there’s something fishy here. It’s impossible to have percentages this uniform unless there wasn’t illegal straight-ticket voting going on. I’m not sure how it was done but it’s time to hire a lawyer, file a lawsuit, and accuse voters and local election authorities of plotting to assure a Republican sweep.
These votes should not have been counted because the percentages show there was clear tampering going on at the ballot box. Chances are that a check of thousands of ballots will show remarkable similarities in the way the little ovals next to candidates’ names were filled in by reputed voters.
Furthermore, poll watchers were kept so far away from the tabulations that they could not closely examine the way the ballots were marked, thus being unable to challenge each ballot before it was processed.
All of the votes cast in the election of 2020 in Missouri should be voided because the uniformity of markings clearly shows extensive violation of the state election law against straight-ticket voting.
An investigation must be launched at the highest level to find the actual ballots that were removed so these fake ballots could be substituted and elections officials throughout Missouri should be jailed for their parts in this massive voter fraud that resulted in obvious straight-ticket voting ban.
Maybe the Democratic Attorney General of Pennsylvania, Josh Shapiro, and nine other Democratic Attorneys General who have no business sticking their noses into a Missouri election should file a petition asking the United States Supreme Court to throw out all of the ballots showing near-uniform voting for President Trump and the five Republican statewide officers.
Note to Nicole Galloway: This election is not over!
The whole election was a record-breaking fraud, I say. FRAUD!!! FRAUD!!!
Thank you Bob for this marvelous satire on the American people and their need to win at any cost. We’ve replaced honor and dignity with selfishness and false pride and allowed money to become our god which will lead to our demise.