A nice guy from the telephone company was still at work well past 5 o’clock yesterday plugging in our land line.
We’d call the phone company and say, “thanks.
But we don’t have its number.
But we now have a number to the Public Service Commission, thanks to a loyal reader.
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This is something that will turn the NEVEREVEREVEREVER Trumper into a gushing fountain of gratitude (kind of like his cabinet already is). It will take some time to tell the story because it took a lot of time for the story to develop. And it might not be finished.
More than a month ago, Nancy called Bright Speed to get our landline phone transferred from our old house (referred herein as House A) to our new place (we’ll call it House B). We’re old people and we are set in our ways. We do have cell phones but we have and want to keep our land line.
What happens if we don’t have our cell phones when we break our hips and our cell phone batteries run out of juice before we can crawl to them?
Three weeks after starting what became an endless and frustrating process, and after the latest failure to get anything resolved, I went to the company office in downtown Jefferson City to indicate that we were disappointed the transfer had not been made after uncounted calls answered by people who had no idea where Missouri is. I guess it balances out because we have no idea where they were or how many different nations we talked to. The guy I later talked to admitted he was in Guatemala.
Each call during this ordeal has been answered by a machine that has asked us if we are reporting a problem with issue X or Issue Z. It did not understand the word “no.” After several back and forth human to machine interactions, we were transferred to a human who assured us we were the only people in the whole world to them and they were there to help us.
We were assured each time that our call was so important that it was being recorded.
Understand that we—probably like you—have never believed the recorded messages when they told us, “Your call is important to us.” If our call was important, why didn’t they have a person whose lifetime primary language has not been anything close to English eventually taking the call?
I really didn’t need to say that, did I? All of us have been around long enough to know “customer service” in today’s automated world is an anachronism.
After three weeks of being told the human understood our problem better than the machine did, and after several assurances that the problem was being taken care of, it still had not been. Taken care of.
That’s when I walked up the steps to the front door of the Bright Speed office in Jefferson City. The door was locked. I could not tell if the lights were off or if the door and windows were covered with black plastic trash bags. There was a sign next to the door that did not assure me that my visit was important to the company. It said, more or less, “If you’ve got a problem, buddy, here’s a toll-free phone number to someone who took an English lesson last week. Tell them about it.”
That’s when I called the kind and maddeningly patient person in Guatemala. I wanted that person to give me the local phone number for the Bright Speed office—you know, ANY number to the local office. Surely there has to be one so someone at home can ask someone presumably hard at work in that building what they want for dinner.
Unfortunately, the guy in Guatemala had no plans for dinner that night in Jefferson City, Missouri.
What I should have done was wait in the parking lot for another four hours or so and jump one of the employees who came out to go home for the dinner that had been discussed on one of the telephones I am sure is in that building.
Instead, I went two blocks down the street to the offices of the Missouri Public Service Commission to see if it had a number I could call. Surely the state regulatory agency would have a number.
The door to the PSC offices was closed and locked but at least the lights were on.
If you want to see a commissioner, it turns out, you have to call ahead from a telephone just outside the door. So I called. Nobody answered. It was the noon hour, so I thought the PSC was just out to lunch. I went to House A, where I called Nancy on her cell phone. She was at House B getting ready to come to House A after lunch. She didn’t answer because—
—the call showed up on her cell phone as possible spam. It appears Bright Speed had assigned a new number to the phone in House A. She later called me on my cell phone to find out where I was.
Then I used my cell phone to call the phone next to me in House A and it rang and rang and rang somewhere but not on the phone next to me at House A.
So we now had a new number at House A but nothing at House B.
That was almost two weeks ago. Nancy finally did get someone who told us the transfer would be made last Friday. So last Thursday, I went back to House A and disconnected our various handsets—except for one and brought all of the equipment we had not yet moved to House B. When I had picked up the handset at House A before unplugging it from the wall, I checked and found there was no dial tone even though there was supposedly a new number assigned to that address.
We still didn’t have a dial tone at House B Friday night.
Last Saturday, Nancy spent most of the morning talking to numerous people who were sympathetic and we were finally told that a local technician is coming to House B tomorrow (Thursday) to get us all hooked up. As we record this adventure for you to share with us, we do not know the time when that person will visit us.
However, we did get a text yesterday (Tuesday) asking if we still wanted that person to visit us or whether the problem had been fixed.
Whether it had been fixed? By whom? Nancy is the handywoman of the house. Her husband, you see, is the writer who knows which end of the screwdriver is which but has limited knowledge of how it is used.
Frankly, we are not confident that an English-speaking person driving a Bright Speed truck will be in our driveway tomorrow. But after five-plus weeks, someone in a country far, far away seems to have had a local Bright Speed number that we could never get and used it to call Jefferson City and to talk to a local technician we should have been able to talk to in March who could have left the dark and locked lair of Bright Speed and performed some customer service in a matter of hours instead of sending us on this odyssey.
We are not holding our breaths, though.
And we have reached the point that if nobody shows up tomorrow, I am going to the parking lot of Fortress Bright Speed and wait for people to leave at quitting time and I’m going to tackle one of them and get this thing done.
NOW, here’s what President Trump can do what will truly make America Great Again—because it once was great when we could call the local phone company and get a problem taken care right away.
He can take his Magic Marker and scrawl his cardiogram on a new executive order requiring all company call centers to be located within the borders of the United States and operated by people to whom English is the first language. It not only would take care of a maddening problem of customer service, but it also would provide jobs for all of the workers who have been buzz-sawed out of the federal employment tree by Elon the bureaucratic bush whacker.
We hope that the compliment we would pay to him for doing that would not cause some of the readers of these entries to have a stroke.
Thank God Bright Speed isn’t in charge of the red telephone at the White House.
But who needs a red telephone when you have Signal?
(ROYALS)—A sacrifice fly by Bobby Witt Jr., in the tenth inning against Detroit ended the Royal’ six game losing streak. Utility man Mark Canha provided the tying run earlier in the final game of the weekend series.
The Royals headed home after a 2-8 road trip through Cleveland, New York and Detroit that dropped them to 3-10 away from Kauffman stadium this year and 9-14 overall. The offense continues to struggle. The Royals have scored only 67 runs in their first 23 games. Opponents have 27 more runs than the Royals do.
Kansas City could get well with the Rockies coming to Kansas City for three games. The Rockies have won only three of their twenty games this year,.
The Royals picked up Canha in the off season from the Brewers for a player to be named later. That player turns out to be reliever Cesar Espinal, a 19-year old right-hander in his third minor league season.
(CARDINALS)—A visit to New York became a disaster for the Cardinals, who apparently left their bats on the plane. Batter struck out 43 times in the four-game set, hit only .171 and only .148 with runners in scoring position. They’d gone into the series leading the major leagues in batting average and on-base percentage despite their mediocre record. They lost their final game of the series 7-4. “There are no excuses,” said manager Oliver Marmol.
One, maybe the only, bright spot was shortstop Tomas Saggese, went 4/12 with a air of RBIs. Since coming up from Memphis three weeks ago, Saggese has hit .400.
(MIZ)—No University of Missouri women’s athletics team has ever finished higher in the national rankings than the Tiger women gymnasts did last weekend at the NCAA Women’s Gymnastics Tournament last weekend. A review of Amy Wier’s routine on the balance beam raised her score just enough for Missouri to finish third, .0125 points ahead of Utah.
The team entered the event as the lowest seed to make the final four—7th—against fifth seed UCLA, fourth-seed Utah, and number two, Oklahoma.
Helen Hu won the national championship in the balance beam with a score of 9.9625. Hu took the year off last year and returned for a spectacular career conclusion at Missouri. He had her first perfect score on the beam against Oklahoma, then the number one women’s gymnastics team in the country. Only three other gymnasts in the country scored 9.975 or better on theeam at four times this year.
Two years ago, she “retired” from gymnastics because of chronic back problems and spent most of the next year backpacking in a number of countries before returning to her home town of Chicago. But during a visit to Columbia, she went to a session at a local gym and felt good enough to give the beam a try….and the rest is—you know.
(MIZFB)—The college football portal has opened for ten days and Missouri is seeing some people step through it. Nine players are leaving the program through it.
The newest players coming into the Missouri program are Iowa tight end Gavin Hoffman and Illinois State wide received Xavier Lloyd. They join transfers from the earlier portal opening.
(BATTLEHAWKS)—The St. Louis Battlehawks have slipped to 2-2 after winning their first two games of the UFL season and now they’ve lost their quarterback.
Manny Wilkins tore his right Achilles tendon on the fourth play from scrimmage in Saturday’s loss at Arlington. Max Duggan took over in the eventual 30-15 loss to Arlington. He threw a couple of bad interceptions on his way to an 8/17 day, for just 78 yards. He nonetheless had the team on the verge of winning the game but wide receiver Gary Jennings couldn’t hold on to a go-ahead touchdown pass and it became and Arlington defensive back Ajene Harris turned it into a 100-yard interception that sealed the game.
Duggan will pick up a valuable target for next weekend’s game against Michigan. It’s a home game. Butler has been inactive since a hamstring injury in the season’s first game. Last year he led the league with 652 reception yards and was the league’s offensive player of the year.
The Michigan Panthers go into the St. Louis dome at 3-1.
(Photo credit: Sports Illustrated)
—And that I bought my new car last year.
—And that I bought the new televisions for our new home last month.
—And that I bought my new wardrobe (I’ve lost a lot of weight in the last couple of years) late last year and early this year.
—And that I do not need the latest technological tweak that comes in a cell phone.
—And that I was prudent in my younger years and set up a retirement program that will let me afford at least the two eggs I have each morning for breakfast.
—And that, although I am a descendant of farmers, I am not one.
—And that I went to a state university before the federal thought police dictated how I could learn by punishing how it taught.
—And that I worked for people to whom “fair” and “balanced” actually meant “fair” and “balanced.”
—And that I experienced the long fight for acceptance of DEI and witnessed the good that has come from its eventual and painful acceptance.
—And that my study of history shows acquiescence to the words and deeds of demagogues, dictators, and authoritarians is never the answer; that resistance, refusal, and an understanding of rights is essential to defending and enhancing freedom
—for all of us.
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—that courage and boldness will have greater political rewards than cowardice and fear in the face of intimidation and threats.
In the early, dark, days of the American Revolution, with Washington’s army on the run and seeking safety by fleeing across the Delaware River to Pennsylvania, one among those retreating troops—born an Englishman but who had come to recognize tyranny as an evil—began to put his thoughts on paper, not about retreat but about the importance of resistance and counterattack.
His name was Thomas Paine and the pamphlet he wrote in those fearful days became a rallying point for the nation fighting to be born. It has been described as, “an important catalyst for the rise in popular support for the revolution” that Paine envisaged as the start of “a worldwide struggle against oppression and for the rights of the average man.”
His colleagues sometimes called him “Common Sense” Paine because of that pamphlet. As he and his fellow troops headed for Pennsylvania, he began writing a follow-up pamphlet. He would call it, when published in November of 1776, The American Crisis No. 1.
This is a time to recall the opening words of that pamphlet:
“THESE are the times that try men’s souls. The summer soldier and the sunshine patriot will, in this crisis, shrink from the service of their country; but he that stands by it now, deserves the love and thanks of man and woman. Tyranny, like hell, is not easily conquered; yet we have this consolation with us, that the harder the conflict, the more glorious the triumph. What we obtain too cheap, we esteem too lightly: it is dearness only that gives every thing its value. Heaven knows how to put a proper price upon its goods; and it would be strange indeed if so celestial an article as FREEDOM should not be highly rated.”
Four score and seven years later, also in November, Abraham Lincoln told a large crowd gathered at the cemetery near Gettysburg:
It is rather for us to be here dedicated to the great task remaining before us—that from these honored dead we take increased devotion to that cause for which they gave the last full measure of devotion—that we here highly resolve that these dead shall not have died in vain—that this nation, under God, shall have a new birth of freedom—and that government of the people, by the people, for the people, shall not perish from the earth.
Our national soul is under great trial and trying to appease a tyrant, as the world learned in Europe in the 1930s, is not the answer. This is no time for Paine’s “summer soldier and sunshine patriot.” It is time to remember Lincoln’s call that those who sacrificed so much before us “shall not have died in vain,” and that we must protect “that government of the people, by the people, for the people,” and make sure that “it shall not perish from the earth.”
For those who are greatly alarmed at the perilous direction of our country, we turn again to Paine who wrote, in part:
It is surprising to see how rapidly a panic will sometimes run through a country. All nations and ages have been subject to them…Yet panics, in some cases, have their uses; they produce as much good as hurt. Their duration is always short; the mind soon grows through them and acquires a firmer habit than before. But their peculiar advantage is that they are the touchstones of sincerity and hypocrisy, and bring things and men to light which might otherwise have lain forever undiscovered. In fact, they have the same effect on secret traitors which an imaginary apparition would upon a private murderer. They sift out the hidden thoughts of man, and hold them up in public to the world.
It is a comforting thought that things that most alarm many of us will not endure, and in the end will remind us that having seen them and survived or defeated them will leave us wiser if not stronger.
But we cannot wait them out.
Resistance is” the only choice for those who witness each day the efforts to make us less free. Our generations must never be found guilty of esteeming too lightly the benefits that we have accepted too cheaply,” as Paine said.
The United states has led the “worldwide struggle against oppression and for the rights of the average man ” but it cannot lead the world in that fight if it does not fight it within itself.
Acquiescence only leads to more loss. It is we the people who must fight for the defense of our freedoms that are based on a government of, by and for all of us. We, not he, will make America great again. And we must be unafraid to fight him who imperils everything we have become to ourselves and to the oppressed world through 250 years of struggle and achievement.
Anything less makes us traitors to ourselves.
We wonder if he even saw it. Or read it.
He certainly didn’t write it because he only writes in the middle of the night and what he writes is semi-incoherent and dotted with numerous misspellings, usually lacking honesty, is often loaded with hateful attacks on those who dare to disagree with him, and id intended only to keep his base inflamed.
His Holy Week statement, issued on Palm Sunday, clearly was written by someone else. It is typically Trump, though, in that it reeks of faux sincerity and reverence.
| Last Sunday, the day the statement was released, the White House listed his schedule for the day:
12:01 AM The President arrives Palm Beach International Airport |
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| 12:25 AM The President arrives Mar-a-Lago
10:26 AM The President departs Mar-a-Lago for his golf club 10:34 AM The President arrives at Trump International Golf Club West Palm Beach 5:00 PM The President departs Mar-a-Lago enroute to Palm Beach International 5:15 PM The President Arrives Palm Beach International 5:25 PM The President departs Palm Beach International en route Joint Base Andrews 7:30 PM The President arrives at Joint Base Andrews 7:40 PM The President departs Joint Base Andrews en route to the White House 7:50 PM The President arrives at The White House. We doubt that The President paused during his afternoon of worshiping the putter and the 5-iron and the 2-wood to have a prayer to celebrate Christ’s death and resurrection, as he promised that he would be doing. This Holy Week, Melania and I join in prayer with Christians celebrating the crucifixion and resurrection of our Lord and Savior, Jesus Christ — the living Son of God who conquered death, freed us from sin, and unlocked the gates of Heaven for all of humanity. Beginning with Christ’s triumphal entry into Jerusalem on Palm Sunday and culminating in the Paschal Triduum, which begins on Holy Thursday with the Mass of the Lord’s Supper, followed by Good Friday, and reaching its pinnacle in the Easter Vigil on Holy Saturday night. This week is a time of reflection for Christians to memorialize Jesus’ crucifixion—and to prepare their hearts, minds, and souls for His miraculous Resurrection from the dead. During this sacred week, we acknowledge that the glory of Easter Sunday cannot come without the sacrifice Jesus Christ made on the cross. In His final hours on Earth, Christ willingly endured excruciating pain, torture, and execution on the cross out of a deep and abiding love for all His creation. Through His suffering, we have redemption. Through His death, we are forgiven of our sins. Through His Resurrection, we have hope of eternal life. On Easter morning, the stone is rolled away, the tomb is empty, and light prevails over darkness — signaling that death does not have the final word. This Holy Week, my Administration renews its promise to defend the Christian faith in our schools, military, workplaces, hospitals, and halls of government. We will never waver in safeguarding the right to religious liberty, upholding the dignity of life, and protecting God in our public square. As we focus on Christ’s redeeming sacrifice, we look to His love, humility, and obedience — even in life’s most difficult and uncertain moments. This week, we pray for an outpouring of the Holy Spirit upon our beloved Nation. We pray that America will remain a beacon of faith, hope, and freedom for the entire world, and we pray to achieve a future that reflects the truth, beauty, and goodness of Christ’s eternal kingdom in Heaven. May God bless you and your family during this special time of year and may He continue to bless the United States of America. It makes sense, doesn’t it? The President, who proclaimed that he would “celebrate the crucifixion and resurrection” would observe Palm Sunday by playing golf all day surrounded by PALM TREES. Now that’s a sincere Christian for you. It’s a definition of Palm Sunday most of us never considered. We wonder if he defended the Christian faith by mentioning the Savior’s name on the golf course, perhaps when one of his shots went the wrong way. We have read some news accounts of The President’s Palm Sunday looking for accounts of Melania joining him in this celebration and observance, as he said she would. But nobody reported her presence. It was probably a plot by the Associated Press to ignore her presence. Had to be. Or maybe it was CNN or CBS or ABC or NBC. And we wonder how his prayer “that America will remain a beacon of faith, hope, and freedom for the entire world” with a future “that reflects the truth, beauty, and goodness of Christ’s eternal kingdom in Heaven” sounds to the tens of thousands of people who are targets of his revenge and his deportations. They didn’t have time for Palm Sunday golf. They were too busy—really praying. -0-
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Why shouldn’t Jefferson City annex Columbia? Or why shouldn’t Missouri unilaterally declare Iowa part of our state?
They’re our version of Canada. They’re north.
If the standard for annexation is coldness, maybe Iowa would be the better choice. And once we have Iowa, nothing can stop us from annexing Minnesota so we can have something REALLY cold in winter, but a nice place to go to in the steaming and humid days of summer.
The Greatest, or at least the silliest, Geopolitician of our time wants Canada to become our 51st state. If he read a geography book, he no doubt would be stunned to know that Canada is not one big geographic blob but has ten provinces and three territories.*** That might please him because we could go from fifty states to 60, and add two territories to our worldwide collection.
Think of the electoral votes involved.
Here’s a map so you will know more than your President does about Canada.
We would like to be in the same room when he suggests or demands that King Charles allow the United States to annex a country that is 41 times larger than the United Kingdom, of which it is a part, seven times larger than our present largest state—Alaska, and 15 times larger than our second-largest state, Texas.
But if he’s thinking of a one-state addition, he might try currying the favor of those in Quebec who have long advocated independence from Canada.
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King Charles did not attend the inauguration in January and there are no plans for a state visit by the new/old President to the UK so there appears to be little immediate possibility that Mr. Trump will have a chance to try to bully the King about Canada. He DOES know, doesn’t he, that he can’t primary a king?
The Great Geopolitician did meet with Prince William, the heir to the throne, at the reopening of Notre Dame. Cathedral a few months ago. The report from the GP illustrates the depth of their discussion: “He’s a good-looking guy. He looked really, very handsome last night. Some people look better in person? He looked great. He looked really nice, and I told him that.”
We wonder what William told his dad about what an uplifting talk he had with he presumed leader of the free world. We wonder how much they laughed.
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Canada appears not to know what is good for it. Doug Ford, who is the premier of Ontario—the most populous province of the GG’s proposed annexation, has a counteroffer. He suggests Canada should buy Alaska and Minnesota. As far as the USA taking over Canada: “Under my watch, that will never, ever happen.”
Canada’s Green Party leader Elizabth May, has another offer. Cascadia. She suggests British Columbia join with Oregon and Washington to form an independent nation. She had suggested California join Canada, too, If not a sister independent nation bit as 11th province. She thinks it’s a great idea for another reason—the United States would be rid of three states that vote for Democrats.
And it would be rid of territory with annual potentials for major wildfires (more on that later).
Before Prime Minister Justin Trudeau quit, he put it more bluntly: “There isn’t a snowball’s chance in hell that Canada would become part of the United States.” And Canadians know a lot more about snowballs than the Baron of Mar-a-Lago knows. Trudeau’s successor has been equally uncooperative.
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Speaking of Texas, here’s something the GG might consider in re-shaping the world. Split Texas into five states. That would mean ten more Senators, most of which are likely to be Republicans under present circumstances. And it would mean a lot more electoral college votes. Congress approved a joint resolution allowing the split in 1845:
New States of convenient size not exceeding four in number, in addition to said State of Texas and having sufficient population, may, hereafter by the consent of said State, be formed out of the territory thereof, which shall be entitled to admission under the provisions of the Federal Constitution.
Opponents say that resolution has been rendered moot by later legislation. But from time to time in Texas, there is talk.
Wonder if he’s thought about how that might help fight the thundering hordes storming his wall.
Here’s another bonus: Five new states, each with its own state university that can be threatened with loss of funds if they reject DEI. How do you suppose the SEC and the Big 12 would split them up.
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We also wonder what the GG’s reaction would be if his good friend Vlad were to decide Russia got a raw deal when it sold Alaska to the United States and demanded a renegotiation at the least and a return of the area at the worst.
Why not sell it back to the Russians? The money received could be used to buy Greenland. What use is it anyway? It’s not connected to any of the other states. Only a few people want to live there year-around. And why send all of those American workers up there to drill, baby, drill when there is still a lot of undrilled national parks and historic sites in the lower 49 to keep the oil companies busy for decades. And the Great State of Canada has a lot of drillable area.
Let the Russians have the Elk and the Permafrost.
How about drilling, baby drilling at Mar-a-Lago? Probably not worth it. There already are eighteen dry holes there.
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And finally, this addendum to our earlier meditation on the geopolitician’s plan to export people;
It’s either them or the homeless crowd,. One or the other group should be forced to stay here and rake California’s forests. You recall that the nation’s leading forest expert, or so he claims to be, theorized four years ago that California wildfires were caused by all of the dead leaves that had fallen from the soon-to-be scorched trees. The President could even get a gold-painted ceremonial rake to take the first stroke. Probably, somebody would have to show him how to do it. Raking leaves when you live on the 56th through 58th floor of your own New York skyscraper is not a talent you have much opportunity to develop.
And if neither the homeless nor the deportees want to do it, he has an entirely new talent pool made up of former federal employees, a veritable 21st century Civilian Conservation Corps—-watched over by all the Generals and Admirals he has fired who might still be good for something.
***Wonder how many provinces and territories he could name. How about you? I confess, I had forgotten some until I looked at the map. But I could be excused because I have no interest in annexing all of those provinces.
Should he read this entry (which is doubtful given reports that his attention span is so short that he would have quit reading it after “why not”) and for our own edification, here is the list: Ontario, Quebec, Nova Scotia, New Brunswick, Manitoba, British Columbia, Prince Edward Island, Saskatchewan, Alberta, and Newfoundland and Labrador (considered one). Territories? Yukon, Nunavut, Northwest Territories.
By Bob Priddy, Missourinet Contributing Editor
(STADIA)—as in more than one stadium.
The discussion about whether Kansas City can keep either or both of its major league football and baseball teams ratcheted up yesterday when several civic leaders, including team officials, put out a joint statement calling for “swift and decisive” action to keep the Royals and the Chiefs on the Missouri side of the state line.
“All of our major league franchises are more than teams; they fuel our economy, strengthen our community, and are a beloved part of the region’s identity,” said the statement signed by the city sports commission, the area development council, tourist group Visit KC, and the Civic Council of Greater Kansas City.
John Sherman, the CEO of the Royals, said in a separate statement, “Greater Kansas City is our team’s home. For our fans, our partners, and our major league community, we want to keep it that way.”
Chiefs CEO Clark Hunt told KSHB-TV the team is glad to see the local support and said, “We remain committed to the continued growth and success of our entire region.”
State officials have been talking, secretly, with the teams and Kansas City officials but no specific plan has come but of the discussions. Some bills have been filed to create a funding system to keep the teams on our side of the line but the only one that is moving is one that was approved by the Missouri Senate yesterday that would make it possible for one of the teams to move to Clay County.
Clay County could create an organization similar to the Jackson County Sports Authority which presently hands the leases for both Arrowhead and Kauffman stadiums. The bill would allow a new Royals stadium or a new training facility for the Chiefs.
Either proposal, particularly the stadium, would draw three million dollars a year from the state—a far cry from the anticipated cost of either facility.
The bill still must be approved by the House of Representatives and signed by the governor. The session ends in a month.
(CARDINALS)—Back to back quality starts by Matthew Liberatore and Sonny Gray have boosted St. Louis back to the .500 mark.
Gray shut down the Houston Astros last night, going seven innings and giving up only three hits while the offense pummeled Houston starter Framber Valdez for ten hits and six earned runs in four innings. St. Louis wound up with 14 hits and eight runs. Nolan Arenado was 3 for 4 with a homer. Behind him, Bendan Donovan was 4 for 4. Roddery Munoz gave up a three-run homer in the ninth for the Astros’ only runs.
Liberatore and the bullpen shut out the Phillies Sunday, giving the Redbirds their first series win since the opening weekend. Liberatore went six innings, gave up only three singles, and struck out seven to get his first win of the year. The last twenty Phillies batters went hitless.
Wilson Contreras is swinging one of those “torpedo” bats now and doing it effectively. Saturday, he had two hits and Sunday, he got the Cardinals on the board with a two-run homer.
Masyn Wynn, who left the series opener Friday with back spasms was put on the ten-day disabled list Saturday. As he was going on the injured list, the Cardinals reactivated Norman Gorman off the DL where he had dealt with a right hamstring pull..
(ROYALS)—The Yankees got four solo home runs, three in the fifth inning, against the Royals last night and won the series opener 4-1. Starter Seth Lugo gave up all four of them. Bobby Witt homered after a ten-pitch battle with starter Carlos Carrasco to put the Royals’ only number on the scoreboard.
The Royals drop to 8-9. The Yankees reach 9-6.
(COMINGS AND GOINGS)—It’s portal time for college basketball and it’s getting hard to keep up. Here’s where we think the Missouri Tigers are:
Center Peyton Marshall is jumping ship after his first year of college b-ball. He was a four-star recruit. Mashall was a seven-foot 300 pounder was in 22 games for an average of 4.4 minutes and one point. Another member of his 2024 class, Marcus Allen, also is looking for pastures with more green in them.
Replacing Marshall is 7-foot center Shawn Phillips Jr., who has decided Missouri has greater opportunities than Arizona State. His agency has made the announcement. Phillips has been a basketball gypsy, starting at LSU in the class of 2022 before going to Arizona for the last two years. He hits 56% of his field goal attempts, none of which have been tried from outside the arc.
He is the fourth transfer through the portal for Dennis Gates’ newest-look Tigers. Jontay Porter, Luke Norwether, announced earlier, and now-former UCLA guard Sebastian Mack announced heir plans earlier.
The Mizzou football team is going to lose at least four players when the football portal opens in a few days.
One of those taking off is linebacker Mikai Gbayor just transferred to Missouri from Nebraska. He leaves without ever taking the field for Missouri.
Also leaving is cornerback Ja’Marion Wayne, defensive end Jahkai Lang, and backup quarterback Drew Pyne.
Coach Drinkwitz says he would not be surprised to lose four more guys.
Coming to Missouri is linebacker Josiah Trotter, who has some bigtime genes as the son of former NFL all-pro linebacker Jeremiah Trotter, and the brother of Jeremiah Trotter Jr., who was a member of the Super Bowl-winning Philadelphia Eagles, who have put Jeremiah Senior in the tam’s hall of fame. Josiah comes over from West Virginia, where he was the Big 12 Freshman of the year last year.
Now, let’s look at the people who come and go even faster:
(INDYCAR)—Andretti Global doesn’t have Michael Andretti in the ownership structure anymore but it has kept the Andretti name and now it has an INDYCAR victory. Kyle Kirkwood started P2 and finished in the same place at the 50th Long Beach Grand Prix Sunday.
Kirkwood’s win is his first since he won at Long Beach in 2023, his third series in overall. To win, he had to hold off Alex Palou, the winner of the first two races of the year.
The race was a milestone for last year’s winner, Scott Dixon. Dixon came home eighth for his 300th career top ten finish. The 11th place finish of Santino Ferrucci might not seem particularly noteworthy—except that he started 27th.
There were no caution flags in the race. In fact, the only crash in INDYCAR this year was on the first lap of the first race.
(NASCAR)—Denny Hamlin, who had won the two previous NASCAR races, outran everybody but Kyle Larson in the 500-lapper at Bristol Sunday. Larson led 411 laps and gave up the lead under the green flag only once. Larson and Hamlin have finished 1-2 seven times but this was the first time Larson was ahead at the end. Ty Gibbs got close to ending his 81-race winless streak with Joe Gibbs Racing, the longest any JGR driver has gone without picking up his first win for the team. He’s the grandson of the former NFL coach who owns the team. He called his finish “really nice” and says he thinks “we’re really capable of winning a lot this year.”
(FORMULA ONE)—F1 was in Bahrain last weekend with Oscar Piastri started in his McLaren from the pole and holding the lead throughout. Mercedes’ George Russell finished 15 seconds back. Piastri teammate Lando Norris overcame penalties to come within less than a second of giving McLaren a 1-2 finish.
When a people choose vindictive self-service over broader public concern, they make an eventually correctible mistake.
When Congress replaces responsibility for the many with loyalty to one, a nation is in trouble.
When courts replace justice with ideology, a nation might be lost.
We live in and often must endure our own humanness. But there are protections that we must trust within our political system that keep our mistake from becoming our destruction.
This is such a time.
The current administration has attacked the courts and the “unelected judges” who are overturning unconstitutional executive orders, preferring that the court system get out of the way. We can be grateful that our founders made the court a road block to injustice.
Elected? The dangers of an elected judiciary were on plain view in Wisconsin a few days ago where an effort was made to buy a seat on the state supreme court for someone designated as a Trump supporter who would tilt the court majority politically toward Trump.
It has become obvious to many within the last few days that they were mistaken when they accepted without question the promises given last year by Donald Trump. Now, they must place their hope with a Congress in which some are beginning to question their loyalty to him and wonder if they have the courage to remember their responsibility.
In the end, though, it is the courts that have the ultimate responsibility for saving our nation.
The courts cannot completely nor immediately reverse the course set by the mistake. But the courts are our ultimate and final refuge—
—-which is why the recent Wisconsin Supreme Court election was so critical, not just for Wisconsin, but for all of us; not just because of WHO was elected but because of WHAT was rejected.
History has shown liberal or conservative-tilting courts are not always as clearly divided as the labels we attach to their individual members seem to indicate they will be. There is a middle ground that often is the resting place for compromise on carefully designed decisions. And it is that middle ground on the finest points of a case that might produce no major progress but will save us from any major regression.
Missouri originated a system that avoids the fight we recently saw in Wisconsin that featured a concerted effort to buy a seat on the Supreme Court. It is regrettable that we still allow people to try to buy part of our state constitution by financing multi-million dollar petition campaigns (last year’s sports wagering campaign in which the casino industry spent more than $40 million to get 3,000 more people to vote for sports wagering than voted against it after a misleading campaign is an example) and they can bankroll candidates for the legislature in an effort to buy laws.
But because our highest court judges are not elected, they cannot be bought.
Chief Justice Laura Denvir Smith, who also was the Chair of the Appellate Judicial Commission, told the Missouri Senate Rules Committee in 2007:
Judges are not intended to be politicians, choosing sides based on political considerations, or what the judge’s neighbors, fundraisers or special interest groups might think was best. Deciding cases based on the judge’s or another’s perception of what is popular or politically expedient is inconsistent with one’s duty as a judge and is just plain wrong.
The judicial branch of our democracy instead must be neutral, seeing that the laws are applied fairly, and providing stability in the law so that there is consistency in the rules by which people live their lives. Although some court decisions are not popular, popularity is not the benchmark of quality in the judicial branch: The nature of our business is such that half the people are unhappy because they lost and some of the ones who won are unhappy because they don’t think they won enough.
In every case, from a marital dissolution that only affects the couple and their children to an issue of constitutional validity, the role of the judicial branch is to resolve disputes neutrally and fairly based on the facts that are presented in court. If they are doing their job correctly, judges decide based on the law and the facts, not based on the possible political ramifications of different results.
Sometimes the public, the parties and even the judges deciding a case are unhappy with its outcome, because the law may not produce a result that accords with our personal preferences. But if you ask those same people, when they have a case in court, whether they want a judge to pre-decide it based on the judge’s views of what will look good in the newspaper the next day, or, instead, whether they want a judge who will come to court with an open mind, listen to their side of the case, and reach a fair decision – they will pick the open mind and the fair decision – every time.
No one wants to worry that the case will be decided against them because the other side, or the other side’s lawyer, gave a large contribution to the judge’s election campaign, or to those politicians who appointed or nominated the judge for office. Missourians learned long ago, before they adopted the nonpartisan plan, that is exactly what can and does happen when politics becomes a key factor in determining who will be a judge.
Missouri was the first state to adopt a non-partisan judicial selection process somce adopted by a majority of the states, although some states have added their own tweaks.
Although we adopted our plan in 1940 in an effort to take as much politics as possible out of the judicial selection process, the issue goes back to our first Constitution that was written in 1820 and had to be accepted by Congress before Missouri was allowed to become the 24th state.
That Constitution had the governor nominating judges at all levels and if the senate gave its consent to his nomination, the judges cold serve until they were 65 as long as they engaged in “good behavior.” But if the legislature found a judge having badly, it could by a two-thirds vote in each legislative chamber, ask the governor to remove a judge.
In the next couple of decades, though, Missourians began to doubt the wisdom of that latter point because it made the courts subservient to legislative politics and legislators were too influenced by special interests. Missouri became one of the states that decided the answer was judicial elections, legalized here in 1850.
By the start of the Twentieth Century and the machine politics of the time—the Pendergast family’s control of Democrat politics in its home town of Kansas City and in much of Missouri and the Butler machine in St. Louis, for example—the public became concerned that the judiciary’s independence was in doubt.
Beginning in 1903, when four state senators were indicted for taking bribes to vote on legislation specifying ingredients for Missouri-made baking powder and the supreme court overturned the first conviction and sentence and the other three cases never went to trial, there was suspicion that the supreme court had its own “boodle” scandal.
The Pendergast grip on Democratic politics statewide in the 1930s led to a push for adoption of a nonpartisan court plan known as “merit selection.” It was part of a national movement aimed at assuring our courts would be a true third branch of government.
When the legislature refused to hold an election on the proposal, an initiative petition forced a vote—and Missouri voters bought the idea in November, 1940. When the legislature put a repeal of the plan on the 1942 ballot, voters strongly rejected it.
When our present state constitution was adopted in 1945, the plan was not touched.
The plan was limited to judges of the Missouri Supreme Court and courts of appeals. It also applied to some lower courts, including the probate courts, in the city of St. Louis and Jackson County. Other counties were given the option of adopting the plan. But only six of our circuit courts have been put under the non-partisan plan, recognized nationally as The Missouri Plan.
Here is how it works:
A nonpartisan judicial commission, the Appellate Judicial Commission, solicits applications, interviews candidates and picks three finalists. The commission has three citizens appointed by the governor, three lawyers appointed by the Missouri Bar, with the chair being the chief justice of the Supreme Court. The commission picks three finalists whose names are made public, and the governor makes the final choice.
When a vacancy occurs, the commission seeks applicants and encourages the public to nominate well-qualified candidates for consideration. The commission reviews the applications of lawyers who wish to join the court and selects which applicants it will interview, then conducts those interviews in public. The commission then deliberates in a closed meeting to select a panel of three nominees for the governor’s consideration.
The governor has sixty days to announce his choice. If the governor fails to make a pick, the commission re-convenes and fills the vacancy. That has never been necessary.
The new judges then serve at least a year but then have to stand for retention in a statewide vote. The vote does not involve opposing candidates. It only asks citizens if the judge should be kept in office. There is no campaigning although the Missouri Bar’s Judicial Performance Evaluation Committee (made up of lawyers and non-lawyers) gives voters information about each of the judges up for retention so informed votes can be cast.
Although all counties can adopt this procedure, only a few use it. Only six jurisdictions do evaluations and hold non-partisan circuit judge elections—St. Louis city and county, Clay, Jackson, and Platte Counties in the Kansas City metro area, and Greene County (the Springfield area).
The plan is recognized as one that keeps politics out of judicial selection as much as possible. Unlike the federal system in which a President can reward friendly lawyers with juicy judicial appointments, this plan creates a process that sends up three people whose qualifications are based n their understanding of the law and the proper administration of it. There is no Senate approval of nominees, which would run the risk of politics being a major part of the process.
It does not keep those who want to degrade the legal system for their own protection or benefit from complaining about “unelected activist judges.” But, having learned how it operates, this system might make it clear that some of the current attacks on the judiciary have no grounds, at least not here and not in our appellate court system.
The Missouri Non-Partisan Court Plan is the greatest protection we have against those who want to replace justice with ideology.
(BASEBALL)—Both of major league baseball teams finished their first full week of the season with 4-5 records. They got there by different routes, one positive and one negative. Both represent where fans think the teams are going this year. The Royals are likely to be better than their first week. The Cardinals would surprise many if they didn’t continue to decline from their season’s peak when they won three in a row.
(ROYALS)— Royals starter Chris Bubic has become the first pitcher to win his first two Royals starts since Danny Duffy did it four years ago. He went 6 2/3 against Baltimore and allowed only one run. He now has thrown 12 2/3 innings, given up only one run, walked only three and fanned sixteen. The Royals won 4-1 and got their first series win of the year.
Bobby Witt had a triple, double, and single in his first three at-bats but missed the cycle when he struck out in his fourth trip to the plate. No Royals hitter has completed the cycle in almost 35 years; George Brett did it on July 25, 1990.
(CARDINALS)—The Cardinals three-game sweep at home to start the season degenerated into a 1-5 week since and a 4-5 record that many fans expect will worsen as the summer wears on. The Boston Red Sox added the most recent two losses to the record in Sunday’s day/night doubleheader, beating the Cardinals in extra innings in the first game and then clubbing them 18-7 in the second.
Fans who have been saying Miles Mikolaus isn’t worth keeping were fortified by his performance in the second game Sunday when he basically threw batting practice for the Red Sox. By the time he finished his much-abbreviated stint, he had given up nine runs in 2 2/3 innings and his season ERA had been pounded up to 11.25 in his first two starts. Fans who remember that he had one of the worst ERAs of all major league starters last year at 5.35.
Reliever Gordon Graceffo, called up for the day as the 27th player on a doubleheader roster, guaranteed a quick trip back to Memphis by going two innings and giving up five runs in his two innings.
By the end of the game, Cardinals pitchers had given up 18 runs, the most scored against the Redbirds in eight innings since 2020. The game was played in Boston so there was no need for the Red Sox to bat in the ninth.
The Cardinals did set a positive National League record by racking up at least ten hits in their first nine consecutive games of a season. But last night they lost the opener of their series against the Pirates and had only nine hits. Cleveland retains the major league record of ten times, set in 1999.
The ‘birds had the first game won but reliever Ryan Helsley suddenly lost home plate and allowed Boston to win 5-4 in 11 innings.
Catcher Ivan Herrera is likely to be lost for the next ten days because of an inflammation o his left knee.
Nolan Arenado is on a 15-game hitting streak, the longest one in the majors so far.
(HOCKEY)—The St. Louis Blues have finally lost a game. Their team-record 12 game winning streak was ended last night by the Winnipeg Jets 3-1.
(MIZbaskets)—The Missouri Tigers have picked up another big guy and a new guard through the portal. Luke Norwether is coming home from Oklahoma. Norwether, who was Missouri’s Mr. Basketball in his senior year at Blair Oaks (Wardsville, near Jefferson City) in 2022, has two years of eligibility left. He’s 6-11 and shot 34% from outside last year in limited action at OU.
In his senior year, Blair Oaks played Father Tolton High of Columbia for a district title. Father Tolton, led by 6-11 Jevon Porter, won that game. Porter announced his transfer to Mizzou last week.
Coach Dennis Gates now has the intriguing possibility of having one of the tallest (maybe the tallest) front lines in the country with these two guys at 6-11, and 7-foot-5 center Trent Byrnes.
It’s also been reported that Missouri is picking up UCLA guard Sebastian Mack. The Athletic says Bass, a Chicago native, will have two years of eligibility at Mizzou.
He averaged 10.8 points, 1.7 rebounds, and 1.1 steals in 67 games for the Bruins but saw his playing time reduced this past season after starting 30 games as a freshman. He started only once in 34 games this year. He’s expected to have more of a defensive role than acting as a shooting guard. He has hit less than thirty cent of his shots from the arc, 40.4% overall, and hits just under three-fourths of his foul shots.
(UFL FOOTBALL)—Some 32,115 St. Louis fans watched their hometown pro football team win its second game of the year Sunday. The Battlehawks beat the San Antonio Brahmas 26-9. The other three UFL games had a TOTAL attendance of 32,783.
In its first two weeks of its second season, UFL crowds are averaging 12,344.
The St. Louis domed stadium has installed new turf, replacing the material that produced “The Greatest Show on Turf” in the Rams days, and improved the lighting for the games as St. Louis continues to hope its support for minor-league quality football will someday produce an NFL franchise.
Quarterback Manny Wilkins was 12/16 for 162 yards and Running back Jacob Sailors, who ran for 46 yards on 11 carries scored three touchdowns. The Hawks scored on three of their first four possessions, led 17-0 at the half and put a fork in the Brahmas with a 12-play, 70-yard touchdown drive early in the second half.
Now, looking at faster things:
(NASCAR)—When he needed his fastest pit stop in the race, Denny Hamlin got it in a race that had been dominated by William Byron who started from the pole and led the first 243 laps of the 297-lap race. Byron’s pit stop dropped him back. He was able to get back to second but didn’t have enough laps to catch Hamlin, who got his 56th career win and his second in a row.
The victory moves him past retired Missouri driver Rusty Wallace, putting him alone at 11, his car number, on the all-time winners list. He’s four behind Kevin Harvick. Only Kyle Busch, with 63 wins is above him among active drivers.
The spring Darlington race is known as a “throwback” race because the cars are decorated to recall cars driven by retired Cup drivers. Hamlin’s car was painted (actually it’s a very large decal) to carry the colors of the Home Depot car driven by Columbia driver Carl Edwards
Edwards drove a similarly-painted car in 2008. One of his wins was at Michigan, celebrated by his usual backflip from the driver’s side window.
Edwards, who was inducted into the NASCAR Hall of Fame earlier this year, will be the co-grand marshal at the All-Star race in May.
Ty Gibbs finished 9th, extending his winless streak to 80. That’s the longest any driver for Joe Gibbs Racing has gone before getting his first Cup victory.
(INDYCAR)—IndyCar is back on track next weekend for a special race at one of its favorite venues—the street circuit of Long Beach, California. Long Beach is the second longest continuously held race on the circuit. Sunday will be the 50th race. Only the Indianapolis 500 has been held longer. The 108th edition of that race comes up on Memorial Day weekend.
Former University of Missouri football Tiger Jay Frye, who lost his job as IndyCar President earlier this year, has become the President of Rahal-Letterman-Lanigan Racing, founded by 1986 Indianapolis 500 winner Bobby Rahal and co-owned by television personality David Letterman and businessman Mike Lanigan, the owner of Lanco, an aerial lift equipment company.
(FORMULA ONE)—Max Verstappen has made it to the winner’s circle for the first time this year, taking the Grand Prix of Japan, two seconds ahead of Lando Norris.
Back in the pack, Mercedes driver Andrea Kimi Antonelli was making history. He became the youngest driver in F1 history to lead a race and the youngest to record the fastest lap in a race. He was 18 years, 224 days old. He finished sixth.
Becoming the youngest winner in F1 history is out of reach. Verstappen holds that record—18 years 228 days.
(photo credits: NASCAR)
You probably have heard the old saying about a person who wears his (or her) heart on his or her sleeve. How about wearing some of your family heritage around your neck?
It can become a reminder of who you are, or part of you.
While we were in Scotland last summer, we went into a couple of tartan shops. Knowing that the older I get, the older my knees look, I knew that I could not wear the kind of clan tartan my Scottish ancestors wore.
I hinted broadly that a tartan shirt or a tartan necktie would look pretty good, though, as a Christmas present. But, alas, my Lady was too distracted by starting our eventual move to a new zip code to remember my hints.
(Actually, Nancy is recognized in Scotland as a Lady, which makes me a Laird, because she owns some land there. She has read all of the Outlander books and we watch the TV series each week, which led me a few years ago to buy her a piece of land in the auld country. I think it is an entire square foot of land in a Scottish land preserve.)
Anyway—
A few weeks ago I took the matter into my own hands and I ordered a tartan- patterned necktie.
This is the ancient tartan of MacDonald of Clan Ranald. A more modern tartan is available, but this great grandson of Ranald McKechnie, a Scotsman who arrived in Kansas in the 1870s via Canada, wanted to wear his older roots around his neck.
We are a very old batch of folks, all the way back to the 12th Century, and we were somewhat inhospitable. In fact, we were downright hostile. We were known as being warlike. In fact—and this might mean something to Outlander followers—my ancestors helped defeat the Clan Fraser in the 1544 battle of Kinloch Lochy, also known as the “Battle of the Field of the Shirts” because the warriors fought on such a hot day that men on both sides discarded their shirts. When this vicious battle was over, only five Frasers and eight MacDonalds were still alive.
The home of my clan was Castle Tiorim. It remains, although it is unhabitable.
The MacDonalds were on the British side during the Jacobite rebellion that was dramatized in the books and on Outlander. Scottish Prince Charlie made a bid to get his father installed on the British throne but was routed at the Battle of Culloden in 1746, fought on a field near Inverness that we visited last June.
After hearing our tour guide describe the battle, I remarked that the circumstances reminded me of the American Battle of Bunker Hill (which was fought on Breed’s Hill). He commented that the sons and grandsons of the MacDonalds at Culloden were part of the victorious British forces that day in Boston.
So much for any hopes of being a member of the Sons of the American Revolution.
The point of this journey through a family history that probably holds little interest for you is just this:
History, your history, can be an exciting thing to explore if you look beyond dates on tombstones and, instead, at the events of the dash—the mark between the dates of birth and death—because our ancestors did not exist in a vacuum. Learning about the events they witnessed either in person or from a distance humanizes them, brings them closer, and often explains why they wound up where they did—and an understanding of how you wound up where you are.
The history most of us took in elementary and secondary school, the kind taught chronologically while ignoring the social and economic issues that drove the nation to be what it was, earned the reputation of being boring.
It is like Kansas, or at least the popular view of it. Kansas, however, is NOT boring.
I-70 is boring. But a few miles off it is where you will discover life, past and present.
So it is with genealogy. Dates are boring most of the time. But what those ancestors did and what was around them in the years of the dash is where you will find understanding of them and maybe a bit of yourself.