Sports: Toothless Tigers, Adequate Chiefs, Kicker Kicked Out; Mitchell and Gunn, Are In, For Now

By Bob Priddy, Missourinet Contributing Editor

(CHIEFS)—The Kansas City Chiefs remain undefeated after a workmanlike 22-6 win over the still-winless San Diego Chargers. The Chiefs are 5-0, undefeated in three games in the AFC West. The Chargers.  The Chargers are still looking for their first win after six games.

The Chiefs take on the Seatle Seahawks next weekend in Seattle. The Seahawks, with Kenneth Walker III on their side, won the Super Bowl this year. They’re split their first six games. Walker is now in the red and yellow, leading the league in rushing and giving a dimension to Kansas City’s offense that it hasn’t had in several years.

Parick Mahomes went 23/29 for 272 yards and one interception. The game was one of the rare times he did not pass for a touchdown. Walker added 128 yards to his year’s producito on 19 carries. He scored twice. He’s averaging 6.2 yards per carry—537 yards so far.

Harrison Butker was three for four in field goals; he has yet to hit one from 50 or more yards out. He missed half of his extra point tries.

(MIZBOO)— Saturday was one of those any give Saturdays.

We’d like to see the Ole Miss scouting report on the Missouri Tigers. They had them cold.

Missouri was not upset—Mississippi was a top-10 team–but the beat down the Tigers took was surprising. Clearly, Ole Miss had figured out a way to bottle up Missouri’s rushing game and how to riddle the Tiger Defense with both runs and passes. Missouri got the first three points of the game. Mississippi got the next 31, let Missouri runners get only 34 yards and kept the Tigers from scoring on ten straight possessions.

Missouri assisted in its misery with a badly kicked field goal and an interception at the goal line. The missed second-quarter field goal was the last time Missouri made it to red zone until the last part of the game when the goal line interception happened.

The Tigers ground game was grounded. Runners gained only 39 yards. The Tigers converted only six of 17 third downs, most of which were long. On average, Missouri was third and 7.8.

“You’ve got to figure out how to score,” said coach Drinkwitz, who also thought Missouri never got into “the rhythm of the game.”  The defense did but it wasn’t until the third quarter. But, “offensively, we were just pressing, we were pressing, we were pressing and we just weren’t able to do it.”

The loss might not be as severe as it seemed at the end of the game because Auburn upset #1 Georgia and #14, Unranked Florida toppled 7th ranked Texas, Tennessee beat sixth-ranked Alabama. LSU, ranked 22nd, dumped 16th ranked Mississippi State.

Missouri drops to 2-2 in the conference, one of eight teams with two losses. Georgia, Kentucky, and Texas have one loss apiece. Alabama and Florida are 3-2. Missouri, LSU, Auburn, and Mississippi have split their four games. Texas and Oklahoma are 1-2.

Arkansas (3-4) is next up for Missouri after the bye week. Then it’s Texas and Georgia. Kentucky and Oklahoma will finish the season for Missouri.

(RATINGS)—ESPN dropped Missouri out of its top 25 after the loss to Mississippi but the AP and the Coaches put them back where they were two weeks ago—21st and 22nd.

(MIZHARDY)—Coach Drinkwitz says Ahmad Hardy still hasn’t started the two-week ramp-up to get on the active Tiger roster and he’s tired of being asked when Hardy will be ready.  Hardy is still in rehab for his off-season gunshot wound as Missouri heads into the seventh game of its 12-game season.  Drinkwitz says he’ll let everyone know when Hardy starts practicing.

It appears the earliest Hardy could be back would be for game ten.  As far as we know, Drinkwitz has not been asked bout red-shirting Hardy.

What Hardy’s role will be if he does come back this season is a matter of speculation with the emergence of Jamal Roberts, who ranks second in the national rushing statistics—by just seven yards.

(KICKED OFF)—Harrison Mevis, who stabilized the Los Angeles Rams’s field goal  kicking last year, has lost his touch…or his golden foot….and his job.  Mevis missed two field goals in last week’s Rams loss in overtime to the Buffalo Bills and the day afterwards, the Rams booted him off the team. He missed two field goals in a 37-34 Rams loss. The second one would have been a game winner. The second one, in overtime, was blocked.

Mevis, who was 12 of 13 last years is only five for nine this year and missed on 7 of 9 kicks from and 3 of 7 from forty yards or more. The Rams have called Blake Grupe off the practice squad to take his place.  Grup, who also has played for the Saints and the Colts is 18 of 27 in field goals in his career.

The Rams got one field goal out of his replacement, Blake Grupe, before Grupe injured a knee tackling a runner on a kick return. He had kicked a 44-yard field goal to give the Rams a 3-0 lead without ten minutes left in the first quarter. He’d been signed off the practice squad when Mevic was let go.

Grupe was the fifth kicker for the Rams in their last 57 games.

(MIZBB)—Tiger forward Annor Boateng has been ruled out for the season as he recovers from a knee injury suffered last January when he slipped going tor a dunk. Coach Dennis Gates thus has an opening in his lineup for Mark Mitchell if Mitchell keeps his court permission to play a fifth year.

Mitchell had committed to spend his fifth year with Kentucky before deciding to return to Missouri where he made the SEC All conference team twice. Nonetheless, a judge in Kentucky has ruled, for now, that he is eligible for a fifth year and has issued an injunction against the NCAA that sought to sideline him.

Gates, who testified for Mitchell in his most recent court case, says he did not discuss the return with Mitchell but he’d be glad to get him back. He said at the SEC Media Days, “When we were 0-19 (in 2023-24), that young man stepped foot on our campus, and the last two years, we were able to go to the NCAA Tournament. Call it what you may—sure, we lost in the first round the last two years—but I’ll always be here for Mark Mitchell, man. Without a doubt. That’s what it’s about. It’s not about using these young people; it’s about stepping foot in lockstep with them, every step of the way.”

Another NIL transfer, C. J. Gunn, has won his court case to be on the roster.

Gates says he did talk to Mitchell but did not recruit him to return. “When you have a kid for two years, you don’t have to recruit anybody. … When you do things the right way, you don’t have to recruit. You just hold your arms open and give them a hug when they return.”

(SOCCER)—We rarely cover pro soccer in these columns but when a record is involved, it’s particularly newsworthy. The St. Louis Soccer Club played to a scoreless draw against the Vancouver Whitecaps last Wednesday to remain unbeaten for 21 straight games, breaking the record of 19 by the Red Bull New York team in 2016. . The tie also guaranteed St. Louis will be in the playoffs. St. Louis is 14-6-9 overall.  The streak has guaranteed St. Louis a spot in the MLS playoffs.

(ROYALS)—The Kansas City Royals have released some new views of their intended downtown baseball park. The project location is a partnership with Hallmark Cards, owners of Crown Center, near the proposed ballpark. The Kansas City architectural firm, Populous, is designing the stadium.

The new four-deck stadium built on part of an 85 acre space that will include a ballpark district (for example, Ballpark Village in St. Louis).    that also will include residential and entertainment space will hold 34,000 fans, about four-thousand fewer than fit into Kauffman Stadium. There will be space for about 3,000 more to stand.  About two thirds of the fans will be shaded by a canopy.

The stadium actually will be in a big hole in the ground. Builders will have to carve a 90-foot deep hole in he Kansas City limestone before actual stadium construction can start.

It will have a lot of fountains, a reference to “The City of Fountains” that Kansas City calls itself.  The city owns 48 fountains with more than 150 additional ones in private hands. The city says it has more fountains than any other city except for Rome. Fans will be able to ride streetcars to get to it. Groundbreaking is expected next June. The Royals’ lease on the K runs out in 2031.

Cost: $1.9 billion.

To the Track—-

(NASCAR)—Tyler Reddick, the hottest driver in NASCAR at the start of the season is heating up again just in time to make the chase to the Cup Championship hotter as the season roars to its end.  Reddick won the first three races of the year and added two more to go five for the first nine. Since then he has settled back into the field.

 

Reddick won his first race since April 19 at Kansas City and when he led the field across the finish line in Phoenix Sunday he went from 114 points out of the lead to just 56 behind Kyle Larson with three races left in the season. He still has six drivers ahead of him, though.

Christopher Bell, who finished fourth, also closed on Larson, is only five points back.

Larson was never in the picture. His car never ran well at Phoenix and he eventually finished 24th after a blown tire send him into the wall.

Ahead next week is unpredictable Talladega, always a crap shoot for everybody.

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(INDYCAR)—Alexander Rossi and Alex Palou, the test drivers for IndyCar’s new chassis due to go into serious competition in 2028 wrung out the new deal on the Sebring Road Course last week. Rossi was in a Chevrolet-powered car. Palou’s engine was a Honda.The runs were the first for the IR-28 chassis on a rough road course after early tests on the smooth asphalt at Indianapolis. The Sebring runs were the first durability runs intended to learn how the cars handled under extended street-course conditions.

Perhaps as an indication of what’s to come came while Palou was on the track at the same time other drivers were doing some off-season tire testing with the current cars.  Palou “accidentally” passed Kyle Kirkwood in one of the current cars.  His runs also showed a weakness in the new car when a fueling system cropped up. It was quickly fixed.

(Photo credits:Palou and Kirkwood—Chris Owens, IndyCar; Ole Miss wins—Instagram; Royals Stadium—Populous

 

Missouri’s Botched Execution

More than three decades ago, Missouri made headlines with a botched execution. It’s so long ago that it’s largely forgotten. It was not nearly as tragic as the Tennessee case but it caused quite a stir and it presented a Missourinet reporter with an ethical dilemma.

Emmitt Foster and an accomplice broke into the St. Louis County home of Travis Walker and his girlfriend De Ann Keys at 2 a.m. on November 20, 1983. Both men shot Walker, who died, and Keys, who survived to identify Foster as his accomplice.

Both were convicted. Foster drew a death sentence. The other man got life.

Foster’s time and appeals ran out on May 31, 1995.

The Missourinet had a policy from the time the death penalty was reinstated that we would witness all executions.  We felt that any time the state exacted its utmost penalty, it should not be done secretly and that representatives of the media had to be present.

I sent my reporter, Brad Farrell, to Potosi to cover Foster’s execution. At the time, the Missourinet was offering a wire service to our affiliates and the editor went with him.

Missouri had a problem when it re-enacted the death penalty because it had no facility capable of administering it in the state penitentiary old penitentiary.  The gas chamber gasket that sealed the chamber closed had deteriorated so badly that the chamber could not contain the cyanide gas that was used, provoking fears that everybody else would die, too.

Until a room could be modified into a death chamber at the Potosi prison the gas chamber was modified with the removal of the two chairs inside, creating enough room for a gurney on which the condemned prisoner would lie. Equipment was installed for the administration of the drugs.  So the first death penalty inflicted after re-enactment of it was done with drugs in the gas chamber.

At Potosi, as is the case now at Bonne Terre, there are three glassed-in areas around the execution chamber. Media and other state witnesses sit in one area while friends, relatives and spiritual advisors of the condemned sit across the chamber. The third area is for other witnesses with interests in the case.  When the prisoner on the gurney raises his head and looks past his feet, he can see those witnesses. In one instance, a man who killed a highway patrolman looked up and saw the area packed with men in the blue uniforms of the patrol.

Foster’s execution, the 12th by drugs in Missouri, was a routine event until something went wrong.

The blinds covering the windows of the witness areas were always closed while the preparations are underway inside the chamber and are not opened until all prison and medical personnel have departed, leaving the inmate tightly strapped to the gurney and able to move only his head and his feet.

The blinds were opened as the first drug began to flow into Emmitt Foster’s veins at 12:03 that morning. Normally the inmate has only a minute or so to find his witnesses and mouth any words to them, as they mouthed words to him—there is no public address system in the chamber.  It usually does not take long for the first drug to knock out the inmate, for his head to drop to the pillow. The other two drugs that paralyzed breathing and stopped the heart usually produced a couple of gasps and then stillness. In four or five minutes, the blinds were to close and the announcement would be given in the witness areas that the procedure had been completed.

But not for Foster. When things did not appear to be going the usual way, Brad, who had witnessed three other executions saw him “gasping and slightly convulsing and I could see that he was still breathing,” as the St. Louis Post-dispatch reported. Brad remembers turning to his Learfield colleague and saying “Something’s wrong. This isn’t what I’ve seen before.”  When Foster was still alive seven minutes into the procedure, the blinds were closed.

When the Washington County Medical Examiner entered the chamber about 12:27 to find out why Foster was still alive he noticed that a strap on Foster’s arm was fastened too close to his elbow while the needle allowing drugs to into his veins was closer to his wrist, the strap serving as something of a tourniquet. He told other officials to loosen the strap and after that, “things happened quickly.” Foster’s heartbeat quickly fell and stopped within three or four minutes.

The blinds remained closed for twenty-six minutes, three minutes after officials had gone back into the chamber to figure out what was wrong, correct it, and then complete the execution. He was pronounced dead at 12:33.  The blinds were reopened so witnesses could see that Foster was dead.

The witnesses filed out. “We didn’t see him die,” Brad told me a few days ago from his home in Alexandria Virginia. He’s now an attorney for the Department of Veterans Affairs. He and our Learfield wire service editor refused to sign the warrants attesting that they had witnessed the execution. “I didn’t know what had happened. They could have put a pillow over his face,” Brad said.

The medical examiner later called the incident “a little error” and commented, ”It’s not like the guy suffered,” he said.

We had a discussion with State Corrections Director Dora Shriro a day or two after the event to resolve issues related to the refusal to sign the document. Somewhere in the state archives, probably, is that document.

The Post-Dispatch commented, “Why shouldn’t the public’s representatives get to see what happens when the best laid plans for killing a prisoner go awry?  The state tries to make executions seem so clinical and so painless that the harsh truth of what is happening recedes into the background. The government is premeditatedly lowering itself to a criminal’s level by taking yet another life. Emmitt Foster’s slow death and the state’s frantic reaction bring home once again what capital punishment really means—and make one more argument for no more executions.”

The Death Penalty Information Center, has counted at least 65 botched executions, 1982-present, most involving lethal injection in Tennessee, Idaho, Alabama, and Ohio because of problems hooking up intravenous lines.  Foster is twenty-second on the list, the only one from Missouri

Missouri has executed 90 more men since that night without a repeat of Foster’s death.

(Photo Credit–Missouri Department of Corrections)

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I have seen more than I will see,

Done more than I will do.

But there is today.

I have loved more than I will love,

Been loved more than I will be loved.

But there is today.

I have gone more than I will go,

Flown more than I will fly.

But there is today.

I have harmed more than I will harm,

Been harmed more than I will be harmed.

But there is today.

I have lived more than I will live,

Written more than I will write,

Sung more than I will sing,

Said more than I will say.

Learned more than I will learn,

But there is today.

There always will be today.

To be more;

To do more;

To love more;

To write more;

To live more;

To learn more;

To sing more;

Be.

Do.

Live.

Sing.

Learn

Love.

Today.

Tomorrow?

Another Day?

Let me have this day.

We shall deal with tomorrow

When it comes.

(copyright 2026  Bob Priddy)

I Am An American Citizen 

I am a citizen of the United States of America, not because of anything I have done to deserve it but because it is my birthright. I was born here and that is all I need.  I am not the child of former slaves but, instead, am a descendant of a long line of white Northern Europeans who came here for the same reason brown people from the central and southern American continent come here today—with hope and for opportunity.

I am an American Citizen, a hyphenated German-French-Scots-Irish-English-American, whose ancestors by their everyday lives helped this country achieve a greatness too easily given away. I am married to a Swedish-American Citizen whose ancestors came here for the same reasons mine did—with hope, seeking a better and safer life than they had and could have in their old countries.  We are proud of our hyphens.

I am an American Citizen because the first person with my name settled in Virginia on land granted him by Queen Elizabeth I because of his work as the captain of a privateer who fought pirates on the Spanish Main. The first name is a common one in the family and carries with it genetic linkages to a courageous forefather.

I am American Citizen proud of the good that our country has achieved regardless of how increasingly embarrassed I might be with what its contemporary leadership wants it to be.

I am an American Citizen who loves his country even when given manifold opportunities to dislike it.

I am an American Citizen free to practice my religion but not free to force others to adopt it, and free to object to those who by social or legal means try to force their religion on me.

I am an American Citizen who respects the National Guard but will oppose a National Police. I will not show an identity card to one of them who greets me at my polling place or anywhere else. Nor will I acknowledge them as I walk freely down any street where they have been directed to patrol.

I am an American Citizen who believes my voting records are between me and my county election authority and no one, not even a federal agency, has any right to them.

I am an American Citizen who believes I can call myself by any party name I wish at any time in my life, and—in fact—have spent my life loyal to no party, which also is my right as an American Citizen.

I am an American Citizen unafraid of my past, knowing that slavery WAS “that bad,” and acknowledging that some members of the southern branch of my family undoubtedly owned black people. I will not apologize for them; the historical records are unavoidable despite any efforts to obscure them. The “original sin” of America remains a sin only if we continue to avoid responsibilities all of us share with and for each other regardless of color, heritage, belief, or self-identity today.

I am an American Citizen who believes acknowledging the past and moving to correct its faults is a mark of national greatness, who believes it takes more courage to correct than to hide, that hiding is a sign of American Cowardice. Progress, not regression, makes greatness.

I am an American Citizen who cherishes my right to see, to hear, to read, to learn, and to therefore think and act, a library board president who will vigorously oppose all who profess to be the ones who can dictate truth or limit opportunities to find it, an information consumer who abhors the consolidation of media on the basis of financial self-interest above the public interest, particularly that segment overseen by a federal government agency with licensing power that wants to control the variety of voices we once had and must regain.                                                                                                                            I am an American Citizen who refuses to believe that all other rights in all other amendments are possible because of the Second Amendment.

I am an American Citizen who believes none of the other amendments would be possible without the FIRST Amendment. In particular, I believe all have a right to responsible speech, agreeable to me or not and the right to petition our government for redress of infringements on the rights granted to me by national documents and physical heritage.

I am an American Citizen who will not tolerate those who seek power or seek to maintain it through division, derision, and disrespect.

I am an American Citizen because I believe we can be better tomorrow than today, by building on the best of what we have been, not tearing down the good that we are.

I am an American citizen who does not believe in the melting-pot but instead believes we are a stew made tastier by the separate ingredients that meld, not melt, within the national bowl.

I am an American Citizen who hates hate except toward those who fuel hate, take advantage of hate, and themselves hate others.

I am an American Citizen who fears not the present because he remembers the past and therefore can hope for a better future. .

I am an American Citizen who needs not wrap himself in the flag to proclaim his patriotism but will display his love of country in his daily living and his daily defense of all who seek, as our founders put it, life, liberty, and the pursuit of happiness.

I am an American Citizen because I will not give up on my country, be accused of giving up on my country, or being told I must leave behind the country where I have lived for all of my life.

I am American Citizen who will not live by bumper sticker mottos but lives by thought and deed, and the words of Thomas Wolfe:

…To every man his chance—to every man, regardless of his birth, his shining, golden opportunity—to every man the right to live, to work, to be himself, and to become whatever thing his manhood and his vision can combine to make him — this, seeker, is the promise of America.

I am an American Citizen who will never forsake that promise—

—because I have lived it.

I

Am

An

AMERICAN

CITIZEN!

(Advertisement is from the Columbia Daily Tribune, probably in the 70s; Cartoon by Wiley Miller, distributed by Andrews McMeel Publishing)

The Theory

Moderator: I was looking at one of Wylie Miller’s “Non Sequitur” comics the other day it inspired me. Look at this:

So we’re going to play a game called Conspiracy Theory.  Let’s make one up, right here.  All five of us around this table.  Each of us contributes one “fact” with the next person building on that “fact” until we have a theory we can float out there.

Person One: How about this? Donald Trump isn’t the real President.

Person Two:  He did win the office in an election, but—

Person Three: He’s just a figurehead!

Moderator: Wait a minute.  Figurehead?

Person Four: I think I agree. Yeah, he’s just the guy out front but somebody else is really pulling his strings.  Think of all the times he has said, “I don’t know” when he’s been asked questions by the press. And just recently when somebody asked him who stopped arms shipments to Ukraine, he said, “I don’t know. You tell me.”  We need to point a finger at someone we can pass off as the string-puller.

Person One:  Hmmm.  Why don’t we “suggest” it’s Stephen Miller?

Moderator: Wow!  That’s an interesting road to go down. How can we cook up something to explain that?

Person Two: Well, what about we say that Miller is dreaming up all of this deportation business.  I mean, he recently tried to explain how much better the country would be if we got rid of all of the immigrants. Like, “You would be able to see a doctor in an emergency room right away.” He was talking about how Los Angeles would be better but aren’t there emergency rooms all over the country that would be better off if we didn’t have immigrants falling off of roofs or burning themselves in a Mexican restaurant kitchen, or having a heart attack while picking lettuce on a 110-degree day? Stuff like that.

Person Three: Y’know, he also talked about schools. He said, “Your kids would go to a public school that had more money than they know what to do with.”

Person Four: And he also said “Classrooms would be half the size. Students who have special needs would get all the attention that they needed.” Of course, all of this was being said about the same time the administration was withholding tons of money for summer programs and other school things.

Person Two: Do you think his immigration talk was just a smokescreen to distract attention from the school forecasting?

Person Four: Interesting suggestion.

Moderator:  All of the claims are provable nonsense, of course. And here in Missouri, a lot of school funding is based on attendance numbers so that might mean LESS money for Missouri schools if there are fewer students.

Person One: And don’t forget: “There would be no fentanyl, there would be no drug deaths.”

Person Three: None?

Person One: That’s what he said.

Moderator: Thanks for mentioning that. It sure sounds like the kind of stuff Trump actually has said.  It’s also not true, but truth and conspiracy theories are incompatible. So, we need to make sure we say this thing about Miller often enough that people will think, “If they keep saying it, it has to be right.”

Person Two:  Those things do sound like stuff he might cook up to feed Trump to say during one of his cabinet meetings or maybe during a graduation speech somewhere.  Trump does like to be given a fact that he can blow up into a major talking point even if he doesn’t know what the fact is all about—-and then keep repeating it during his interminable public speeches.

Person Three: Speaking of feeding Trump things.  D’you think he really reads the executive orders he signs?  I don’t. Somebody announces what the thing is about and then gives it to Trump who signs the document, holds it up for the photo ops, then waits for somebody to tell him what’s in the next one. Somebody else clearly writes the things—the spelling and capitalization are all properly done and I haven’t heard yet that any of them end with MAGA!

Person One: And there are so many of them!  You can’t tell me that he personally signs all of them. We just see the ones he does on television. Why don’t we suggest the Trump autopen is in Miller’s office?

Person Four:  Good point. I’ve got another one. His speeches. He reads his prepared remarks as if he hasn’t seen them before and then goes off-script with some whoppers in his usual style for several minutes and then might drift back to the prepared remarks.  It must drive people like Miller crazy when he goes off the reservation like that. But we can make the case that he doesn’t sound like he knows what he’s talking about when he’s on-script because he’s just mouthing words provided by Miller until he thinks he can make the point better if he mixes it in with ad-libbed revenge language or something.

Person One: You’re right. The prepared stuff sounds too rational to be Trump’s real words and when he reads it off the teleprompter it sounds as if he’s never seen it before. It’s not until he goes off on a tangent that we get the real Trump and that makes people forget what somebody prepared for him. I think that makes our theory stronger.

Person Two: Hold on a minute. We’re kind of drifting away from creating a well-rounded theory here.  Let me suggest this: Stephen Miller actually runs Donald Trump.

Person Four: Could we suggest he’s a shape shifter and he actually IS Donald Trump?

Person One: That’s over the edge, I think—although people who dress up as Wookies might believe it.

Person Three: Getting back to our point. Maybe we can suggest it’s the kind of stuff that Trump will embellish to even more outlandish dimensions in his speeches or cabinet meetings, which will let the media think he’s the one most loudly pushing this stuff.

Person Four:  But we say he’s not, that the main thing he’s interested in is becoming wealthier so he lets Miller run the presidency and create quotes while Trump cooks up new ways to make more money

Person Two: And playing golf.

Person Four: And playing golf.  AND getting a gift airplane he can repaint to look like Air Force One and take it home as a souvenir when he leaves office.

Moderator: We’re drifting off topic again, folks. Let’s get back to the Trump-as-front-man for Miller theory.

Person Two: What else do we have?

Person Three: Well, there’s Jeffrey Epstein and Vladimir Putin.

Moderator: That’s an interesting pairing. But I think that’s going to take some work before we put it out there.  Remember, Trump has been accusing Ukraine of starting that war and he browbeat Zelinsky during that Oval Office embarrassment and now Trump has figured out that Putin doesn’t care what he says.  We need to spend some time figuring out how Miller can be behind that.

Person Three: How about Epstein?

Person Two: Oh, Lord, I’m not sure we can add anything to that mess. Let’s leave that to Glenn Beck. He has five theories and we don’t want to crowd the field. He’s creative enough to handle that himself and we should let nature take its course on that one. If there are a half-dozen conspiracy theories around, things will be confused enough that MAGA people can take their picks.

Sooner or later that drawing of the woman is going to leak out, if there really is one. However, even without that, we do know that Trump has used his magic marker to draw things for auctions as well as for things other than signing executive orders and re-drawing weather maps. So he and his marker are certainly capable of a lot of things. But we need to talk more about that.

Moderator: Listen, we shouldn’t get too complicated with our theory.  The best conspiracy theory is a simple one that susceptible minds—the gullible idiots—can easily latch onto. We don’t want to get over the heads of those people.

Person One: That’s a good point. Why don’t we just go out there with the “Trump is just a front man” theory. The mainline media will pummel that possum flat and the Trumpers will deny it. But a few of them might think, “Maybe there’s something there.” We use this as our first theory to weaken the obsessive support Trump has from a lot of people and then we flesh out some of the other things we’ve kicked around or that might come up.

Person Two: We could do a lot with swollen ankles, you know.

Person Three:  Oooh, great idea.  Maybe we can suggest that problems with blood flow to his legs can be an indication of problems with blood flow to the brain.

Person Four: What makes you think that would work?  The medical profession probably wouldn’t support it?

Person One: I think it COULD work. With RFK Jr., running the country’s health agency, a lot of the public might buy the brain vein idea and probably some other theory we can develop—like Trump wearing a catheter. That could be a good one, too.

Person Two: What could we do with his bald spot?

Moderator (ignoring Peron Two): Okay, I think we need to stop before we go farther off the deep end. We’ve come up with some great ideas. Let’s get together in the next few days and polish our first one before we send it to MSNBC where Rachel and Chris can spend a week or more developing it for us.  We probably should make sure FOX hears about it, too, so they can interview Trump whose denials and threats will only add credence to our theory.

Person Four: Don’t forget to give it to One America and Newsmax. They won’t be able to ignore it and we’ll get even more exposure when they call it a hoax.

Moderator: Now, listen.  You raised the issue of threats. We have to be careful so that nobody knows where this came from. We don’t want to get sued by Trump. Of course, we don’t have nearly enough money to make it worth his while but that doesn’t stop him.  We’re just innocent private citizens having a little fun at his expense.

Person Two: You know, of course, that we wouldn’t have to worry about such things if Trump had a sense of humor.

Moderator: Yeah.  Well…….

(Non Sequitur by Wylie Miller is distributed by Andrews McMeal syndicate.)

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Inspiration

We need a break from the heavy and depressing things we have been addressing lately. We need some inspiration.  Unconventional inspiration.

Journalists sometimes seem to have a warped sense of humor. It’s a contrariness that good reporters have to have because we must deal with so much righteousness, often self-righteousness (especially when we deal with politics).  We also have to deal with some things that are so incredibly serious that, as Abraham Lincoln once remarked, “Gentlemen, why do you not laugh? With the fearful strain that is upon me day and night, if I did not laugh, I should die.”

None of us often has a “fearful strain” upon us, although our times present great opportunities for it.  But all of us at some time have broken a dark scenario with a joke.

Think of the last memorial service or celebration of life you attended. The ones I have attended have been more light-hearted than mournful.

Your faithful correspondent has never been impressed by companies that post beautiful pictures on walls or in offices, the pictures accompanied by some drivel that is supposed to be uplifting.  That is why he had a series of counter-uplifting posters at his desk that did a different kind of uplifting.

This one is from a company called Despair Incorporated. Its website informs visitors:

“No industry has inflicted more suffering than the Motivational Industry. Motivational books, speakers and posters have made billions of dollars selling shortcuts to success and tools for unleashing our unlimited potential. At Despair, we know such products only raise hopes to dash them. That’s why our products go straight to the dashing.”

For many years, I secretly harbored but never carried out the ambition to steal into my company headquarters under the cover of darkness and replace motivational posters with Demotivational posters from the folks at Despair—such as this one which goes to the very heart of the issue:

One of the founders of this company is E. L Kirsten, who has a Ph.D., (which might stand for perverse humor director) and once was a professor of organizational communication. He got his degree from Southern Cal,

He has a book:

The book, like the company products, satirizes the motivational poster industry. A promotion for it says:

Motivation. The Futile Quest.

Motivation has become a multi-billion dollar industry, courtesy of the patronage of corporations and the noble intentions of Executives who lead them. At the heart of this colossal confederation of inspirational speakers, platitudinous posters, parable-filled management books, and increasingly complicated incentive programs lies an alluring promise: that with enough encouragement, empowerment, and esteem, employees will become productive and loyal, to the benefit of both their employers and themselves.

Yet, in spite of the staggering expenditures on packaged esteem, polls show that worker morale has reached critical lows, with a majority of employees even claiming to hate their jobs. How is this possible? And more importantly, what can Executives do about this crisis of employee dissatisfaction?

In this revolutionary new management book, Despair, Inc.® founder Dr. E. L. Kersten plumbs the depths of employee discontent to find its root cause. Though most live lackluster lives filled with wasted opportunities and trivial accomplishments, employees grow ever more certain of their enormous worth and glorious destinies. Why is this so? Because most are the products of a narcissistic age, the spiritual casualties of a grand social experiment gone terribly awry.

Ironically, managers attempting to motivate employees by increasing their self-esteem only compound the very problem they seek to solve. Reinforcing employee delusions of grandeur only increases their irrational sense of entitlement to the wealth, stature and privilege that justice dictates be reserved for the truly accomplished and inarguably worthy: namely, Executives.

With The Art of Demotivation former professor and current executive Kersten offers not only a comprehensive analysis of the problem but a prescriptive solution; one grounded not in the fantasies of infinite human potential so often advanced by the motivation industry, but in the grim realities of a broken world. Managers who seek a productive, loyal workforce must first liberate employees from the prison cells of their narcissism by forcing them to confront that which they expend enormous energy to avoid:
their true selves.

There are three editions of the book. One, the Chairman edition, goes for almost $1200—actually at the bargain price of $1,195, a price fully in keeping with the company, uh, philosophy.

We mention all of this NOT to be giving this company a lot of free advertising. We’re just doing it to keep from being hit with a copyright violation.

But we do think these posters perform a valuable service to some places that take themselves far too seriously. These are some of those days when, as a friend of mine once observed, “The people in Washington have it backwards.  They take themselves seriously but not their jobs.” These posters would make great billboards there.

It’s sold out.  Why are we not surprised?

And for those who like the Disney theme song—-the first three notes of which are a big part of “Close Encounters of the Third Kind:”

I love these things.

Let’s wrap this up with a couple of others that I don’t recall seeing among the Despair products. There are other internet sites that have their own offerings. They lack the sophistication of Despair but that doesn’t mean they can’t provoke a smile or a snort or even a laugh.

I think we have arrived there today.

A Follow-up on “They’re Disappearing…”

We recently condemned, without using the word, the actions of the Immigration and Customs Enforcement goons who hauled four people out of the nearby town of Holts Summit and took them somewhere for some reason, apparently without warrants and taking special care not to identify themselves, somehow scaring the county sheriff enough that he didn’t want to know anything about what they were doing with these people.

We got some pretty strong positive feedback (thank you) and some negative feedback that basically boiled down to, “But they were criminals when they came across the border to begin with.”

There’s no disagreement that they broke the law by crossing illegally.  But that hardly justifies what Trump’s goons are doing to large swaths of people.  And there are numbers that prove that our president has turned this agency into a bunch of thugs.

An example of that attitude came to light during the weekend, a story about a youth baseball coach who confronted ICE agents armed with guns and tasers who approached some high school kids at a youth baseball camp practice in New York City and started asking them about their nation of origin and other issues. Coach Houman Wilder, who has a master’s degree in law and who has coached the Harlem Baseball Academy for years, stepped in, told his players to go to a nearby batting cage, and told the agents their actions were inappropriate. He told a The West Side Rag, an online news site covering the Upper West Side of Manhattan, “They started to talk about cuffing me, and that if the kids were here legally, what do they have to lose by answering. I told them that they still have their fifth and fourth amendment rights, and that they don’t have to speak to you or help with any investigation.”

He told MSNBC an agent told him, “I don’t care what the law says,” and called him a “YouTube lawyer” before leaving.

Wilder says the ball players are all American-born although their parents are from Africa, Mexico, and the Dominican Republic and many don’t come to practice now because their parents are scared.

You can watch the interview at Bing Videos

Associated Press reporter Melissa Goldin’s recent story reiterated Trump’s pledge to deport “the worst of the worst”—rapists, murderers, and child predators. (As we recall, he referred to them during his campaign as “animals.”)

He promised the largest deportation program in history. He’s determined to be remembered for that. And he will be. We believe he would not like how he will be remembered, but he won’t be around to write inflammatory overnight internet ravings of protest.

He says he wants to protect law-abiding citizens from these terrible people.

The problem is that most of these people ARE law-abiding, other than with the way they came here.

In kind of a strange way, perhaps, we should be complimented that people would be so desperate to seek opportunities and freedoms they don’t have elsewhere that they will break our laws by coming to this country illegally.  Most of us cannot fathom what we have meant to so many people from throughout the world.

The growing question of concern is who is going to protect us from Trump’s protectors.

Reporter Goldin has seen “nonpublic data” collected by one of the world’s leading libertarian think tanks, The Cato Institute, that shows almost two-thirds of the people picked up by ICE in the first eight months of this fiscal year had NO CRIMINAL CONVICTIONS. Of those with convictions, fewer than seven percent did violent crimes.

A little more than half, 53%, had immigration, traffic, or vice crimes.

(One of the founders of the Cato Institute, by the way, was Charles Koch, one of the Koch brothers who have poured hundreds of millions of dollars, at least, into Republican campaigns. Charles Koch remains as Chairman of the Board of Koch Industries. His brother, David, died six years ago. The Kochs have been strong supporters of conservative Republicans but they want nothing to do with Donald Trump.)

In the first five months of the fiscal year, ICE was arresting about 650 people a day. Then, at the end of the May, the power behind the throne—Stephen Miller—demanded 3,000 arrests a day. And the agents appear to be doing their best to do his bidding.

The AP story quotes the Transactional Records Clearinghouse as calculating ICE arrests jumped by thirty percent in May, compared to April, and another 28 percent in June and that that Cato Institute figures for the fourth months from February to May, show that ICE fed 421-454 “non criminals” a day into the system. But in the last two weeks of May and the first half of June, the numbers were 678 for the first two weeks and 927 for the second two weeks.

The AP also reported the Bureau of Economic Review put out a working paper two years ago showing that for the last century and a half, the incarceration rate for immigrants has been lower than for people born in this country and the gap has widened in the last six decades with immigrants SIXTY PERCENT LESS LIKELY to be incarcerated than American-born people.

Trump and his crowd like to dehumanize all immigrants by citing specific killings or rapes done by illegal immigrants, never mentioning how much greater, by far, are incidents of lifelong legal citizens committing those same crimes.

So let’s be clear about our view from this quiet hill:  Demagogues and dictators rise to power and try to stay in power by turning a segment of a nation’s population into dangers to society. They achieve dominance by making us afraid of our neighbors and the strangers we pass on the streets, or those who live in lesser neighborhoods or ethnic communities.

We always have to hate somebody, to fear somebody when the people we most must fear are those who paint others with the broad brush of dehumanization.

Should we turn a blind eye to those who are here illegally?  No.

Should we not care about immigrants who do deal drugs and who do commit terrible personal crimes?  No. We should arrest them and hold them as we would hold regular Americans. But our government does not round up the few who are dangerous. It is rounding up thousands of us in random raids and carting people off to undisclosed locations.

Just as we were posting this entry, a truly unnecessary tragedy was reported that is off-topic but is not surprising for this heartless administration. We must include it because it cries out for the telling of a story that is our conclusion.

The Atlantic reported that today (Wednesday), the Trump administration is going to incinerate 500 tons of USAID food for children living in war and disaster zones. It is part of the destruction of the agency that for years has carried a message of American kindness around the world. The magazine says that’s enough food to feed 1.5 million children a week and that it’s enough to feed every starving child in Gaza. It’s part of the sixty-thousand tons of food originally targeted for Sudan, which is battling a famine.  But The Atlantic reports that food cannot be delivered because the USAID has been gutted and its logistics experts have been fired.

These are not immigrants we are told we must fear and hate. These are children who will die because of one man.

Let’s look back to the 1950s when we were supposed to be fearful that our federal government was filled with Communists.

On a day in early June, seventy-one years ago, Senator Joseph McCarthy in one of his sensational hearings accused young Boston lawyer Frederick G. Fisher of being a member of a group he considered “a legal arm of the Communist Party.” Fisher worked with Joseph Welch’s firm, Hale and Dore. Welch was the lawyer for the Army in those hearings and had recognized that Fisher’s association with a left-leaning student group while in law school could be a problem. So he replaced him during the hearings.

But that didn’t keep McCarthy from attacking him.

McCarthy’s reckless accusation was stunning. For some reason, I was watching those events on our 13-inch Admiral black and white television set that day. I had no understanding of what the hearings was all about but what happened in a few minutes created in me a strong memory as I watched as a seething Joseph Welch, his voice shaking with emotion, barely controlling his composure, look McCarthy in the eye and say:

“Until this moment, Senator, I think I have never really gauged your cruelty or your recklessness. Fred Fisher is a young man who went to the Harvard Law School and came into my firm and is starting what looks to be a brilliant career with us.… Little did I dream you could be so reckless and so cruel as to do an injury to that lad. It is true he is still with Hale and Dorr. It is true that he will continue to be with Hale and Dorr. It is, I regret to say, equally true that I fear he shall always bear a scar needlessly inflicted by you. If it were in my power to forgive you for your reckless cruelty I would do so. I like to think I am a gentle man but your forgiveness will have to come from someone other than me.”

When McCarthy appeared to pay no attention to Welch’s remarks and began another rambling insinuation, Welch cut him off:

“Senator, may we not drop this? We know he belonged to the Lawyers Guild.… Let us not assassinate this lad further, Senator. You’ve done enough. Have you no sense of decency, sir? At long last, have you left no sense of decency??”

There they are.  Three words for our time.

Reckless.  Cruel.

Children will starve because this administration has eliminated the people who could deliver it and the solution is to burn it.

Joseph Welch’s third word echoes from his  last sentence. It must be repeated and repeated and repeated today.

“Have you no sense of decency, sir?”

Decency is a word I have not heard lately, to our country’s shame. Nor, it seems, is it a word that is in any way familiar to our chief executive. He will shed no tears but all of us should.

(If you want to watch that dramatic moment that many believe turned the Senate against McCarthy, here it is from PBS:  Bing Videos)

Sports:  All-Star Break; MLB Draft; and Speedy stuff

By Bob Priddy, Missourinet Contributing Editor

(BASEBALL)—We hit the all-star break and take a look at where our teams are and who they have picked to shape their futures.

(CARDINALS)—The Cardinals  are five games above .500, third in the division, but 4½ games behind the Mariners in the fight for a playoff spot. Nobody on the team is dominating the squad. Sonny Gray and Steven Matz are a combined 14-5. Ryan Helsley has 19 saves in 33 appearances. Offensively, Wilson Contreras and Lars Nootbar each have a dozen home runs. Contreras is hitting .253 but Noot is only hitting .235.  Victor Scott II has 23 stolen bases but would have a whole lot more if he was hitting better than .235.  Jordan Walker is in at only .210.

(ROYALS)— The Kansas City Royals are three games under .500 at 47-50 with one of last year’s star pitchers dealing with a rotator cuff problem.  Cole Ragans is on the IL with a 2-3 record and a 5.18 ERA after having 21 quality starts last year and going 11-9.

An emerging star is rookie Noah Cameron who struck out eight in six and two-thirds innings Sunday to lower his ERA to 2.31. But he’s only 2-3, a record that underline how much the Royals struggle to score. He’s carving a place in the Royals record book, though.  He has tied Steve Busby’s record of five quality starts to begin a career—five. He and LA’s Fernando Valenzuela are the only pitchers in the history of the major leagues to pitch at least six innings and allow one or fewer runs in their first five starts.

Michael Wacha, after a solid year in ’24, is 4-9 despite a presentable 3.94 ERA and All-Star Kris Bubic is only 7-6 despite a 2.48 ERA. Seth Lugo is only 6-5 while giving up only 2.67 earned runs per nine innings.

Power is coming from three guys—Vinnie Pasquantino with 15 homers; Bobby Witt with 14, and Salvador Perez with 13. Rookie Joe Caglianone, brought up in hopes he’d add some offensive lightning, is hitting only .140 although he’s hit some tape-measure home runs.

(FUTURE)—In three or four or five years, we might be hearing some of these names in the starting lineups for our major league teams.

The Cardinals first draft pick was Tennessee’s lefty Liam Doyle who helped his team defend its college championship and led Division 1 in strikeouts for a lot of the season. He’s a fastballer (95-97 mph) who can get it as fast as 99-100. He averaged 15.4 strikeouts per nine innings.

The Cardinals reached down to a high school for their second choice, shortstop Ryan Mitchell from Houston, Texas. There are questions about his hitting style and it’s not clear whether he’s better at short or second.

The Redbirds returned to Tennessee for their third pick, right hander Tanner Franklin, who has a fast ball that can touch 102. He also has a low 90s cutter. Franklin is seen as a reliever.

Jack Gurevitch from the University of San Diego is a first baseman with a lot of raw power but scouts say he needs to improve his discipline at the plate.

One player from Missouri was picked by the Cardinals, catcher Chase Heath from the University of Central Missouri. He was picked in the 20th round, the 600th pick.

(ROYALS—The Royals had five picks on the first day, with outfielder Sean Gamble of  IMG Academy as their number one. He’s a Des Moines native, left handed contact hitter. Their second choice was infielder Josh Hammond, also in high school—at Wesleyan Christian Academy in North Carolina. He’s been drafted as a shortstop although he pitched for USA Baseball’s U18 team. His bat is what drew interest—.471, six homers and 29 RBIs in 19 game.s

The second round pick was Tulane relief pitcher Michael Lombardi who had 73 Ks in 42 innings.

Although Texas A&M lefty Justin Lamkin was 5-7 this year in 15 starts, the Royals liked his control and his three-pitch repertoire. He had 98 strikeouts and just 19 walks in 84.1 innings.

The last draftee for KC is righty Cameron Millar, a high schooler from Martinez, California. He’s 6-2, fastball-changeup guy.  He has signed to play college ball at Arizona.

(MIZ—DRAFT)—Two Missouri Tigers were taken in late rounds of the baseball draft. Infielder Jason Lovich was picked in the 14th round by the Yankees and Sam Horn—once considered a leading candidate as a football quarterback at Mizzou—went in the 16th round to the Dodgers. Horn is a redshirt sophomore at MU.

Lovich, in three years at Mizzou, hit .311 in 108 games and ranked sixth in the SEC with a .357 average this year.

Horn, who came to Missouri as a two-sport athlete, only played five games for the Tigers this year after missing all of 2024 after Tommy John surgery. This year he struck out 14 batters in 10.2 innings.

If he stays at Mizzou, he will be one of four competitors for quarterback. Drew Pyne, who filled in for a couple of games last year, is back. Beau Pribula has been brought in at a good price to be the leading contender. Freshman Matt Zellers also is listed in the depth chart.

Moving along—very fast

(INDYCAR)—Pato O’Ward and Alex Palou picked up wins at the Iowa Speedway last weekend and Penske Racing saw a weekend of promise turn to ashes.

In Saturday’s race, Penske’s Josef Newgarden started from pole and led the first 232 of the race’s 275 laps only to see O’Ward seize the lead because of a pit stop bobble by Newgarden’s crew and hold on for the win.

But the race was the best of the year for the Penske team as its driver finished 2-3-4.Will Power joined Newgarden on the podium and Scott McLaughlin, who started 27th after wrecking in qualifying, worked his way to fourth.  Points leader Alex Palou came home fifth.

O’Ward, who has three second place finishes this year,  became the sixth driver in Indycar history to win in his 100th career race. The last driver to do that in the series was Patrick Carpenter in 2002. The first four are Indycar Legends—Rodger Ward, A. J. Foyt, Mario Andretti, and Bobby Unser.  O’Ward also won his 50th start.

His win is the first for a Chevrolet-powered car this year.

Things fell apart early for Penske cars on Sunday.  McLaughlin was knocked out on the fifth lap in a tangle with Devlin  DeFrancesco and finished 26th. Power left with mechanical issues and finished 24th.  Newgarden led some laps but could only make it to 10th.

The Sunday race produced a seventh winner’s trophy for the year for Alex Palou, who saw his points lead build.  Palou had a dominant day, running in front for 192 laps and finished just ahead of Scott Dixon. Marcus Armstrong tied his best career finish by crossing the line third.

Saturday’s winner, Pato O’Ward, could only muster a fifth-place finish.

Palou has a 129-point lead on O’Ward as the Indycar season heads into the last third of its schedule.  Kyle Kirkwood, who has three wins this year, and went into the weekend in second place, had disappointing results and dropped to fourth in the points behind Dixon.

The series moves to the streets of Toronto next weekend.

(NASCAR)—-Another road course. Another dominating win for Shane von Gisbergen. His win at Sonoma is his third of the year and puts him as the number four seed for the playoffs. Denny Hamlin, Kyle Larson, and Christopher Bell won their third races earlier.

Van Ginsbergen started from the pole and established solid leads throughout in a record-setting or tying performance, leading a record 97 of the 110 laps around the 1.99-mile course and finishing more than 1.1 seconds ahead of Chase Briscoe.

It is his third straight win from the pole on a road course, equaling Jeff Gordon’s string stretching over the 1998 and 1999 seasons. The win in his 34th start is the fourth of his Cup career, the fastest a driver has won four to start his career since Parnelli Jones did it in  1967 in start number 31. He broke Jeff Gordon’s record of 92 laps led set in 2004.

Nobody else led more than four laps.

Only six races are left before the 16-driver playoffs. Competition for the 16th spot is fierce after twenty races. A. J. Allmendinger has it but five drivers are within twenty points, three within ten.

Next up for NASCAR is the short track at Dover.

(photo credits: O’Ward and Palou—Bob Priddy; von Ginsbergen—NASCAR (Meg Oliphant/Getty Images)

 

 

Sports: Missouri-Illinois Gridiron Reduction; Blues Notes;

By Bob Priddy, Missourinet Contributing Editor

(It is always interesting when one has been away for a while, even for a week or so, that things haven’t changed—they’ve only occurred—during the absence. We’ll try to catch up on sports today).

(BASEBALL)—This is the last week before the All-Star game Monday night in Atlanta. Brendan Donovan of the Cardinals will be a National League reserve. Bobby Witt Jr., will be a reserve shortstop for the American League. Kris Bubic has made the AL pitching roster.

Neither team has a player in the home run derby.

The Royals are going to take a look at 2015 Cy Young Award winner Dallas Keuchel, now 37, and under a minor league contract. He was cut by the Brewers a year ago and hasn’t thrown a major league pitch since. He finished last year in Japan with the Chiba Lotte Pirates where he pitched 40 innings and had a 3.60 ERA.

Since his big year with the Astros, Keuchel has bounced around with the Braves, White Sox, Diamondbacks, Rangers, and the Twins. He’s 103-92 in his career with a 4.04 ERA. He’ll begin his attempted return in Omaha and could make two-million dollars if he climbs back to the major league roster.

The Cardinals roster is standing pat for now but there’s all kinds of speculation about what will happen between now and the trade deadline.  Noland Arenado says his shoulder is feeling better and he hopes he can come off the IL this week. He’s still the talk of the speculators when it comes to being trade bait.

The Royals continue to muddle along with a sub-.500 record. The Cardinals continue to be the surprise team of the year despite some embarrassing performances in the last week or so—three straight shutouts at the hands of the Pirates, and Miles Mikolas’s tendency to throw home run balls (21 so far), becoming the first Cardinals pitcher to give up six in a single game (among the ten hits and eight earned runs the Cubs got in the first six  innings of their blowout of the ‘Birds., six of the homers came in the first three innings, a Chicago record, off Mikolas).  MLB.com’s John Denton calculated the home runs totaled 2,441 feet, almost a half-mile.

(RIVALRY)—-Missouri and Illinois in this case, and in football.  The Tigers and the Fighting Illini had agreed to an eight-game series stretched though ten years.  But Illinois AD Josh Whitman has announced that series has been cut to six games.

The games will be played in Columbia and in Champaign-Urbana, not on a neutral St. Louis field. The first one will be in 2027, seventeen years after the most recent of their 24 games. Missouri has won seventeen of them including the 2010 game,  23-13. Missouri has won the last six games against Illinois.

(UF/NFL)—-Another former Missouri Tiger has performed well enough in the recently-concluded United Football League season to be given a shot at playing in the NFL. In this case its Yasir Durant, a former tackle for the Tigers, who has signed with the New England Patriots.

He was a starting offensive lineman for the DC Defenders, the UFL champions.

He’s joining Marcus Bryant, who was picked by the Patriots in the seventh rough of this year’s draft. Bryant played his final year at MU.  Both will try to make the team at left tackle.

Durant played 34 games for the Tigers from 2017-2019 and has been in and out of the NFL several times since. He made the Kansas City Chiefs roster in 2020 as an undrafted free agent and played in eleven games, mostly on special teams. He was traded to the Patriots and played seven games for them in ’21 before he was waived. He also made the rosters of the Broncos and the Saints but only saw action in two of their games.

Durant has made brief stops at the Denver Broncos and New Orleans Saints since then, but only played two NFL snaps between those two teams. In the UFL, he played every offensive line position except center for the Defenders. The center was another ex-Tiger, Michael Maietti.

Durant is the second former Tiger who played in the UFL this year to get an invite to move up. Place kicker Harrison Mevis, who played for the Birmingham Stallions this year, has been signed by the New York Jets.

(BLUES)–The St. Louis Blues will look similar, but not the same, next season as they did in the one just finished.  They’ll be sporting new duds, easily recognizable but more modern, or as Marketing Officer Steve Chapman put it, “We want to honor everything that has taken place to get us to where we are today. But we want to focus on what we’re doing next.”

The new blue home jersey looks something like the jersey worn for the 2017 Winter Classic that was held at Busch Stadium.

 

The white jersey for road games is reminiscent of the jersey worn for the 2022 Winter Classic in Minnesota.

The change in four years in the making. It started in 2021 when the Blues hired Mississippi-based Rare Design to come up with the new schemes:

You’ll have to wait until September.  You could have bought one a lot sooner but the National Hockey League was busy ending its contract with Adidas and signing on with Fanatics.

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(PORTER)—Michael Porter Jr., who was never healthy enough to recognize his potential at Mizzou, has been traded from the Denver Nuggets to the Brooklyn Nets. Denver gets Cam Johnson and a gives up a first-round draft pick in 2032. Denver also frees up some salary space because Porter’s $179.3 million contract signed in 2021 pays him $79 million in the next two seasons while Johnson will get only $44 million.

Porter was highly-regarded in Denver as one of the key players in the Nuggets’ NBA title year in 2023. This year he averaged 18.2 points, seven rebounds and two assists per game. He was a 50% shooter from the field, almost 40% from three.

(BOOKER)—Another big NBA contract involves  Devin Booker, who did not play for Missouri but his father, Melvin, did in the Norm Stewart Era.  The Phoenix Sun have decided to built the team around him and will pay dearly for it. Reports say Melvin’s kid has agreed to a two-year, $150 million contract extension that will keep him with the team until he’s 33. In the next five years, he’ll make $321 million.

Booker averaged 25.6 ppg, seven assists and four rebounds a game last season.  He’s a four-time all-star and holds the team’s scoring record.

Dad Melvin played pro basketball for fifteen years but only a couple of years in the NBA, 32 games with the Houston Rockets, Denver Nuggets and the Golden State Warriors on callups from the development league before going abroad with teams in Asia and Europe.

Catching up to the speedsters:

(INDYCAR)—Alex Palou beat the heat at Road America to race into the Indycar history books, taking his sixth win in the first nine races of the year, equaling A. J. Foyt’s start of the 1975 season.

Palou took the lead when Scott Dixon had to pit for a splash-and-go with three laps left and finished ahead of Felix Rosenqvist and Santino Ferrucci, who continues to elevate A. J. Foyt’s team in the series. David Malukis, who spun into the gravel on the first lap, rallied back to finish seventh in the other Foyt Car.  Dixon dropped to ninth because of his late fuel stop.

Louis Foster, had had his first pole start of his Indycar career, wound up 11th.

The air temperature of 96 degrees and a track temperature of 131 degrees challenged the field and left some drivers getting water bottles thrown over the fence to them at the end of the race.

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At Mid-Ohio last weekend, Dixon proved once again he’s a master at stretching a gallon, held off Palou by about four-tenths of a second to pick up his first win of the year, extending his streak to 21 years with at least one win.

Dixon had help from Palou, who appeared to be on the way to his seventh win when he made a mistake with just over five laps to go that let Dixon slip past.  The win is number 59 for Dixon, who now trails  only A. J. Foyt, who had 67 Indycar wins.

Especially significant, however, is that he has won a race in 23 seasons and is still a contender as he nears his 45th birthday for a seventh series title, which would tie Foyt’s record.

The win is the tenth of the year for Honda. The only other engine manufacturer in Indycar, Chevrolet, has yet to put a car in victory lane. However, it does provide the Corvette pace cars, who it runs ahead of the field for a while.

The race was another major disappointment for the sport’s leading team—Penske Racing. Josef  Newgarden’s rear wheels locked up just after the start that caused a spin that also took out Graham Rahal. Will Power’s car caught fire on pit road early in the race, putting him in 26th place at the end, one spot better than Newgarden. The best that Scott McLaughlin could do was a 23rd.

The team known for its dominance of the sport has started P1 in only two of the ten races, has only eight top five finishes combined, and a dozen top tens. The three Penske cars have led only 133 laps this  year (only one by Power and 27 by Newgarden).

Missourians wanting to catch an Indycar race have another good opportunity next weekend when Palou, et al, run at Iowa.

(NASCAR)—Georgia native Chase Elliott’s 44-race non-winning streak ended at Atlanta with a last lap pass of Brad Keselowski.  It’s his 20th career win in a race red-flagged for fifteen minutes because of rain in the first stage and stopped again for nine minutes after a crash that involved more than half of the cars.

The win locks Elliott into the ten-race run for the NASCAR Cup and moves him to fifth in the points standings. He’s the 11th driver to claim a playoff spot in the field of 16. Atlanta was the 18th race of the year. The playoff field will be set after 26 races.  Non-winners filling out the field will be determined by points. Bubba Wallace has the 16th spot after Atlanta, but he has a little cushion over Ryan Preece, who is 23 points behind him. Others hoping they can rally to get in are Erik Jones (49 points back), A. J. Almendinger (minus 59), and Carson Hocevar, 62 points out.

Chicago belonged the SVG—Shane van Gisbergen, the Australian race driver who made his NASCAR Cup debut two years ago by winning a race on the streets of downtown  Chicago in a drenching rain picked up his second win in the last three races by running off at the end of this year’s event, also run under increasingly threatening skies.  In fact, he swept both the Cup race but the Xfinity race the day before. He started on the pole in both.  He had a two second lead on the last lap when the caution came out and froze the field because a broken brake rotor sent Cody Ware’s car head-on into the tire barrier at more than 90 mph.

Ware radioed his crew that he “needs help,” but it took more than 30 seconds for NASCAR to thrown the yellow flag and for a rescue crew to get to his car.   He was able to climb out and was released from the track medical center after a checkup.

NASCAR says there was no television camera that captured the severe impact of the crash, which led to the delay in showing the caution flag.

Van Gisbergen’s win makes him the 12th driver in the playoffs. The race also saw a tightening of the points race for the sixteen playoff positions.  Bubba Wallace’s 28th place finish and Ryan Preece’s run the seventh put Preece just two points behind Wallace for the 16th playoff slot.

(Photo credits:  Blues jerseys–Steve Roberts-Imagn Images; Dixon—Bob Priddy; Penske Logo—team Penske; All Star Game logo—sportslogos.net)

 

 

 

 

Sports: Cardinals Regain Footing; Royals still muddling; plus Tigers news and some fast stuff.

By Bob Priddy, Missourinet Contributing Editor

(CARDINALS)—The St. Louis Cardinals have opened the week with four two-run homers by four different players to beat the Cubs and pull to within a half-game of first. Place.  The 8-2 win is the Redbirds’ sixth in their last seven games.  Matthew Liberatore pitched seven strong innings and had plenty of over-the-wall support from  Alex Burlison, Brendan Donovan, Lars Nootbar, and Nolan Gorman.

Reliever Andre Granillo, just called up from Memphis, got his first strikeout, his first save, and his first win in a Chicago doubleheader.  He picked up his first major league win by throwing four pitches in the first game of a doubleheader as the Cardinals got a run in their next at-bat.

(ROYALS)—The Royals dropped to 38-40 with a loss Sunday to the Padres.  They next face Tampa Bay, a team that is 43-35.

Rookie Jac is still adjusting to major league pitching but he has ripped two considerable home runs and has made a sparking grab over the wall to keep a home run from being a home run.

Although he’s only hitting .203, there’s another statistic that is important for Royals fans to recognize.  He had yet to record his first strikeout.

Last week, Salvador Perez continued his outstanding June with his 282nd career home run. His season batting average is .235 but he’s catching up to respectable levels, hitting .280 in the first nineteen games in June. He already has 41 RBI.

(MIZFB)—The recruiting never stops in college football and Missouri is up to five pledges for the class of 2026. The latest signee is Chicago three-star running back Maxwell Warner, the 26th best player and number one running back in Illinois.

(MIZZBB)—Missouri’s basketball team is looking at a pretty tough schedule for the 2025-26 season. Nineteen of their 31 scheduled games will be against schools that made the NCAA tournament last year. Ten of their opponents were in the big tournament earlier this year.

The first game is November 3 against Howard University.

Now for the horsepower set:

(Indycar)—The Indycar prime time Sunday night race at World Wide Technology Raceway near St. Louis a few days ago was such a hit with television viewers that more oval races might be scheduled in the future.  The primetime broadcast of this year’s race, won by Kyle Kirkwood, drew 96 percent more viewers than watched the race in 2024 and for the first time in nine years, more than one-million viewer tuned in to the first two races after the Indianapolis 500.

Penske vice-president Bud Denker says the audience numbers for younger viewers was encouraging. He told RACER magazine. “The other thing that was so terrific was the 18- to 34-year-old trend we’re seeing, We’re up 56 percent now for the season in the 18- to 34-year-old category. So that’s mega for us with new viewership.”

Alex Palou won his sixth race of the year at Road America last weekend, leaving the series with only two winning driver through the first nine races.  Three-time winner Kyle Kirkwood finished fourth. Felix Rosenqvist and Santino Ferrucci joined Palou on the podium.

The last time and Indycar driver won six of the first nine races of the year was 1975 when A. J. Foyt did it.

Rosenqvist finished two seconds back but nobody had anything to challenge Palou after him. Ferrucci was 17 seconds behind.

Rosenqvist had the fastest lap of the race.  You can ride along with him at:

Felix Rosenqvist Sets Fastest Lap at XPEL Grand Prix

Indycar moves on to the road course at Mid-Ohio in two weeks.

(NASCAR)—Chase Briscoe withstood the intense pressure of teammate Denny Hamlin and last years series champion, Ryan Blaney for the last 34 laps of the NASCAR race at  Pocono. All three drivers with trying to stretch their fuel to the end.

Briscoe won his first race for his new team—Joe Gibbs Racing—by about seven-tenths of a second over Denny Hamlin. Blaney held on for third.

He beat the master of the Pocono Raceway; Hamlin has a record seven wins on that track and his finished first or second ten times. His win makes him the 11th driver to qualify for the 16-driver competition in the season’s last ten races that will decide the NASCAR Cup champion.

(Photo credit: World Wide Technology Raceway; Bob Priddy—Palou at WWTR)